Through water and fire. From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak, I fought the Beast. Until at last, I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountainside.
No matter how many memories my ex-girlfriend ruins, no matter how much I hate myself for no reason over her, no matter that I've completely given up on girls completely, The Lord of The...
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No matter how many memories my ex-girlfriend ruins, no matter how much I hate myself for no reason over her, no matter that I've completely given up on girls completely, The Lord of The...
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johnclement:
I would be very happy if I found out that This guy was your alter ego. Dunno why, just seems like it would fit.
aenigma:
you are starting to scare me!! i am SO fuckign stoned right now.... ohmygod.
I Only Brake For Bosses
The Eagle has landed. Brooklyn, the Eagle has landed. Margot_Dent and BillHaverchuck are Go!!! I'm cutting class tomorrow at Urban to MD's insistance and my laziness. It'll make the general debauchery easier to cope with. Bill is drunk and falling all over a massive pile of video game systems. We're listening to the Zombies be perfect and MD is...
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The Eagle has landed. Brooklyn, the Eagle has landed. Margot_Dent and BillHaverchuck are Go!!! I'm cutting class tomorrow at Urban to MD's insistance and my laziness. It'll make the general debauchery easier to cope with. Bill is drunk and falling all over a massive pile of video game systems. We're listening to the Zombies be perfect and MD is...
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fridgemagnet:
I just remembered your, "What does Marcellus Wallace Look Like" thread. Funniest shit ever.
fridgemagnet:
And i haven't read Club magazine since then either.
Is there much demand for a Bob Dyan and The Band reunion? Is such a thing even possible? I'm sure many members are anicent and dead. I ask this because I'm listening the the reprise of Baby Let Me Follow You Down from The Last Waltz.
Nothing is better than that feeling of music as something propulsive, explosive and you're tapped into all of it....
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Nothing is better than that feeling of music as something propulsive, explosive and you're tapped into all of it....
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monkeybutt:
i'm such a loser.
unite105:
i more or less am trying to figure out if a sublet contract would hold up in court, even if I wasn't an official landlord.
e.g.
Rent is $1000
There are two people on the lease, myself and my friend.
Can we draw up a contract with everyone else who lives in the house saying you owe us X amount X days before our rent is due, and have it be enforcible?
I know that it can't hurt to have one, that everyone signs, but I just don't know if it would hold up, say if the landlord were to take us to court
e.g.
Rent is $1000
There are two people on the lease, myself and my friend.
Can we draw up a contract with everyone else who lives in the house saying you owe us X amount X days before our rent is due, and have it be enforcible?
I know that it can't hurt to have one, that everyone signs, but I just don't know if it would hold up, say if the landlord were to take us to court
SEGA GENESIS
Work tomorrow is truly going to be awul. I did an especially bad job closing tonight. I cut about every corner in the book. And I still got out late. I have to show up at noon tomorrow and face a couple of pissed off Urban Outfitters employees.
TRUE: Soul Caliber really took the wind out of Tekken's sails.
Sin City tomorrow night...
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Work tomorrow is truly going to be awul. I did an especially bad job closing tonight. I cut about every corner in the book. And I still got out late. I have to show up at noon tomorrow and face a couple of pissed off Urban Outfitters employees.
TRUE: Soul Caliber really took the wind out of Tekken's sails.
Sin City tomorrow night...
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subrosa:
DMITRI ES MUY SPECTACULARE!
VIVA BONDERMAN!
(I don't really speak spanish)
VIVA BONDERMAN!
(I don't really speak spanish)
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viola:
I used to be interrobang. Then I turned pink and the internet ate my friends list, so I had to re-add everyone.
So, hello again.
So, hello again.
fenchurch:
For the love of disco, don't let my absence stop you. The next time I can make it to an event, I'll wear my disco ball.
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subrosa:
Great, then. Good luck.
What kind of music?
What kind of music?
fenchurch:
a.) I still don't know why you're blabbering about Saturday.
b.) Maybe your sigh of relief will blow her out the window.
c.) If you explain what you're blabbering about, I actually was offered a ride to NYC this weekend.
b.) Maybe your sigh of relief will blow her out the window.
c.) If you explain what you're blabbering about, I actually was offered a ride to NYC this weekend.
krrn:
OH SNAP! 
delusion:
Wait...you hate me? I'm the one that made that picture. 
Part Six: Fuck Dying I'll Hijack a Mech
Why would I ever want to write for a living? I'm not going to make any money and no one is going to take me seriously. Except my Mom, but forget that shit. I'm not particularily well read or well spoken, nor am I very funny or terribly interesting. It is an opportunity for supreme laziness and...
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Why would I ever want to write for a living? I'm not going to make any money and no one is going to take me seriously. Except my Mom, but forget that shit. I'm not particularily well read or well spoken, nor am I very funny or terribly interesting. It is an opportunity for supreme laziness and...
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tadzi:
is an opportunity for supreme laziness and sloth, a state of mind and animal I am extremely fond of.
this is one of the primary reasons i want to write for a living.
this is one of the primary reasons i want to write for a living.
kalidoom:
You should write your next journal entry about SmellinofTroy.
Part Five: When I'm Mad As Fuck You Get Shot
I drank tonight and it saddened me. I remember a time when drinking gave me courage and power. But that's not what saddened me. The drinking itself depressed me...which is a feeling I haven't felt as much in the past week or so. So I won't be drinking much anymore. Anymore lasting until this weekend....
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I drank tonight and it saddened me. I remember a time when drinking gave me courage and power. But that's not what saddened me. The drinking itself depressed me...which is a feeling I haven't felt as much in the past week or so. So I won't be drinking much anymore. Anymore lasting until this weekend....
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jeff_fries:
That's how I feel about smoking. I think I'm going to give the swisher sweets a rest.
fridgemagnet:
I'm happy that you're working but I'm sad that you're not around as much.
One minute I'm in Central Park
Then I'm down on Delancey Street
From the Bow'ry to St Marks
There's a syncopated beat
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
I'm streetwise
I can improvise
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
I'm streetsmart
I've got New York City heart
Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
I may not have a dime
But I got street savoire faire...
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Then I'm down on Delancey Street
From the Bow'ry to St Marks
There's a syncopated beat
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
I'm streetwise
I can improvise
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
I'm streetsmart
I've got New York City heart
Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
I may not have a dime
But I got street savoire faire...
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lilyk:
how's the job going?
cklarock:
You should worry because those three guys over there are stick up kids, that's why.
. . . or was that rhetorical?
. . . or was that rhetorical?
