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Friday Jun 24, 2005

Jun 24, 2005
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Clap Your Hands Say Mismanagement Of Funds!

So, the Pistons lost. I honestly am disappointed but relieved in a way. It could have been an ugly series. A slow, plodding, low-scoring (well...) series. But it was a lot of fun and it went seven games and I think it's clear who the two best teams in the NBA are (The Pistons and The Pistons, of course).

Anyways, I made about 200 bucks on Thursday alone, which wasn't half bad. That's a shit ton of tips for a pizza delivery boy, nay, pizza delivery superman. Like I told the delightful Cairo, the women beg for me to please think of the children and the men beg me to let them come with, but this is a road I must walk alone. The sunny road to Ann Arbor, where I will immediately blow every last cent I have earned.

Back To The Scene Of The Crime

Why must I waste this money when I have an overdrawn bank account, monies owed my mother, a car in the shop, bills to pay and debtors prison staring me in the face? The irrational answer is obvious: I need a vacation from the place I've been living for a week. I've been putting a lot of undue drama on myself here as I've been dreading seeing my ex-girlfriend, for reasons I will hopefully remember to post when I come back. But I need time to (1.) induldge in drug use, (2.) think, (3.) think while on drugs.

Random Moment 1: A gorgeous asian girl wearing a school-marm/Amish Bad Girl outfit just stepped out of a brand new Ford Mustang. My left nut just exploded, sending testicular shrapnel deep into my artery. As I drift into unconciousness and eventually a rather embarassing corpse, I must wish you all a good weekend. I'm sorry I'm incredibly un-talkative and rather underappreciative of everyone's nice journal comments (except Smuffy who gets more than her fair share).

Remember, true virtue is from hard work and---(unconsciousness)
VIEW 18 of 18 COMMENTS
cklarock:
You = WIN!

You are the Rasheed Wallace of filial piety, sir, and I assure you that your mother is in possession of the entire Detroit Pistons of maternal pride.

It's a wonder she didn't name you Tayshaun Chauncey Princeillups.

smile
Jun 26, 2005
fridgemagnet:
you start the best music threads.
Jun 27, 2005

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