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Monday Jun 20, 2005

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Bomb Atomically

Part One: Socrates' philosophies and hypothesis.

There was a horrible, violent bloodbath in the streets today. I'm sure many people lost their lives, but I pity them not. Because I am the victor, unmatched in my wicked ways. I traversed many miles and battled old ladies and G-Rides for road dominance. The post-apocalyptic wasteland in which I roared and I rampaged became but a playground for my devious address finding skills. And my skills were honed sharp, not losing an inch of devastating monster force in my 6 months leave from my gruesome and rewarding work. Dear friends, simply put: No one stood a chance. My van was a death fueled bullet.


I am SuperNintendo, deliverer of pizzas!


VIEW 25 of 31 COMMENTS
prockg:
I think I would like that to be my next job. Good prep for the Baja methinks, plus I'll bet a slutty girl like me could make fucking bank as a "pizza delivery girl." wink
Jun 22, 2005
cairo:
Your response totally made me laugh out loud! biggrin

I just went through some of your pics, and I saw this one. I got all excited because I have that Bender, only mine is the shiny one (ThinkGeek didn't have the regular sort), and instead of actually owning it, I gave it to Morgan. So, technically, Morgan sort of has that Bender but not exactly (because hers is shiny). I guess that was the point of this paragraph. Hmmm. blush

In any case, of course you're on the list! I know we don't talk but I think you're cool as hell. smile
Jun 23, 2005

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