Part One: Forwards not Backwards, Upwards not Forwards
Out of all the millions of women, now and then you see one that brings it all out of you. There is something about the shape of them, the way they are hung together, a special dress that they are wearing, something about them that you cannot overcome.
So, of course, this is broken.
It just died on me, and I haven't even had it more than six months.
Does anyone know anything about warranties, Verizon or anything that could help with me? I bought a new prank call book and it's just sitting there, mocking me.
Add a useless cell phone to this...
...to the list and you can see this has been a real humdinger of a week for technology on my end. Luckily, I have two jobs now.
What's that? I'm not gonna make any money at my two jobs? Because I only make 6.50/hr and 8.50/hr disrespectfully? Fantastic. This is will certainly help me become a poor, starving artist. What did you say? I suck at art? Ah, yes. Yes, that's right. It's all falling into place.
500 bucks I still owe for March. 700 for April is coming up. 150 to fix my digital camera. Question mark for my phone. I'll need money for Prom and any extended fun I'll want to have in the next 3-4 months. Finance isn't my strong suit, neither is saving money or working.
I was meant for the stage.
Perhaps I can fleece rent money out of my fabulous house guests who are arriving in the coming month: BIG BillHaverchuck reppin' Ohio like a fool. Along with Margot_Dent reppin' the West Coast big time, we've got ourselves a sordid little party. And next Thursday, a super secret guest! I work Friday night and won't be attending the SGNJ Goth night, sadly. That's all the more reason for you people to go goth.
Tonight, if things go well and I grow balls, I go out, I drink.
UPDATE: I grew no balls.
Who are some genuinely cool people named Ben? I can't think of any right now.
Out of all the millions of women, now and then you see one that brings it all out of you. There is something about the shape of them, the way they are hung together, a special dress that they are wearing, something about them that you cannot overcome.
So, of course, this is broken.
It just died on me, and I haven't even had it more than six months.
Does anyone know anything about warranties, Verizon or anything that could help with me? I bought a new prank call book and it's just sitting there, mocking me.
Add a useless cell phone to this...
...to the list and you can see this has been a real humdinger of a week for technology on my end. Luckily, I have two jobs now.
What's that? I'm not gonna make any money at my two jobs? Because I only make 6.50/hr and 8.50/hr disrespectfully? Fantastic. This is will certainly help me become a poor, starving artist. What did you say? I suck at art? Ah, yes. Yes, that's right. It's all falling into place.
500 bucks I still owe for March. 700 for April is coming up. 150 to fix my digital camera. Question mark for my phone. I'll need money for Prom and any extended fun I'll want to have in the next 3-4 months. Finance isn't my strong suit, neither is saving money or working.
I was meant for the stage.
Perhaps I can fleece rent money out of my fabulous house guests who are arriving in the coming month: BIG BillHaverchuck reppin' Ohio like a fool. Along with Margot_Dent reppin' the West Coast big time, we've got ourselves a sordid little party. And next Thursday, a super secret guest! I work Friday night and won't be attending the SGNJ Goth night, sadly. That's all the more reason for you people to go goth.
Tonight, if things go well and I grow balls, I go out, I drink.
UPDATE: I grew no balls.
Who are some genuinely cool people named Ben? I can't think of any right now.
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have you started both jobs yet?
i'm assuming ladies, but i could be wrong...
cool people named ben;
smoky ben from down the hall last year, dude was the shit, always had bomb weed too.
ben harper
ben franklin
ben lee
thats all i got right now