endedben

All I wanna do is dance.

My digital camera is broke. It doesn't focus on anything more than 2 feet away from it. All my outside pictures look like total ass. I'm really, really upset with this. Seriously. I'll fuck your shit up.

Does anyone know anything about digital cameras? Or about warranties and places to fix digital cameras? I got porn to produce. Man's gotta eat!

I need a gun to keep myself from harm
I need a gun cause all I do is Dance

I want to name my kid Brooklyn. It's a tough, cool name. And mixed with my Wopish last name, she'll be awesome. And I'm assuming I have a girl because I'm a big fat bitch.

I bought this today:

I haven't read it yet, but I'm obsessed with early Peanuts. It's some of the finer things ever drawn or written and none of us will ever come within reach of it's brilliance.

I also bought:

A pair of these. I was waiting in line at the Apple store (to get a new Powerbook power plug) and this guy in front was complaining about his broken old school apple earbuds and how he needed the white ones because it was trendy. So I gave him my old ones to shut him up and get my turn. And then I needed fucking headphones. I did not think ahead.