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God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.


I don't give a shit about sleeping, Leon. I want love, or death. That's it.

I bought those two movies today, on a whim, with non-existant money. How am I gonna replenish my black hole of income? A JOB. In yo' face! I'll be all up in Urban Outfitters' second-interview requesting mug tomorrow, and an internet cafe in Brooklyn is all like ''Dude, swing by and meet me.'' and I'm all like ''Yeah, girl." And then hopefully we'll do it. 40 hours a week and not on holidays.

There's also an internet cafe something or other counter person job that was semi-kinda-offered that I'm going to check tomorrow. Then maybe I'll have two jobs. There's also a video rental job hanging in the air. That's three possible jobs.

Now, watch me get none of the mother fuckers. Even if I got them, I'd trade it all for a girlfriend. Yeah, that's right. I'm a self-loathing asshole, like Smuffy said, but I still want a girlfriend pretty bad. It doesn't help that I'm broke, lacking a personality and completely anti-social. How'd I get a girlfriend before? Oh yeah. IT WAS A FLUKE.