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The Unicorns broke up.

I got a love jonz for your body and your skin tone
Five minutes alone I'm already on the bone
Plus I love the fact you got a mind of your own
No need to shop around you got the good shit at home

Michigan is drizzly. I forgot how much it rains here. I forgot how close minded people are here. I know that sounds like something anyone would say about their hometown, but it's true for once. Peoples is ignant, blood.

So there's this girl. Forgot how I met here. Back in the summer of 04, after my break up. A couple of days back I told her I was in town and we proceeded to hang out all day. Then I spent the night at her house, out of nowhere. Making out was commenced. And then the same thing happened last night. And I feel really bad about it. I've never done anything like it before. And I like her and all, but we both know and acknowledge nothing will come of it. Does this happen all the time? Am I just incredibly old fashioned and weird? Comments, suggestions? Nude pictures?

It sucks being a pimp.

In other news, my stay in Grand Rapids may be extended into the weekend. My grandpa is at death's door. Now, before you express massive amounts of sympathy, he has suffered a long time from a horrible, horrible disease I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. It's kind of a relief, if that makes sense.

Silver lining: My friend Tim and his college baseball team have a massive party every year to initiate the Freshmen on the team. And it's this Friday. We're talking hoes, kegs, fools, dancing, weed, sex, drugs, rock and roll, poker, cops, lawsuits, chains, fights, violence, laughter and beer pong. And they said I'd get star treatment. And I'll take pictures for all those interested in seeing me kick ass.