Don't confront me with my failures, I have not forgotten them.
So this is Ben, single. Reduced to fruadulent contests to snag a date for the big barn dance this weekend? How wonderfully lame. I wonder what my hero, Han Solo, would say about all this? Probably something excellent, because he's Han Solo.
But I learned some important facts. One, snownomercy is actually in love with me and is a hooker with a heart of gold. She also plays video games and smokes weed so I cannot hold much against her.
There's a job I really want. It's like a customer service management position. For a really cool company. I have no such experience in anything other than restaurant work. But should I just lie to them and send in some crazy hyped up resume?
Fun Fact:
Thelastbeliever is insanely friendly and nice. Everytime I go to talk to one of you in your journals he's already hit it up twice. He's a big old whore.
What's In Store For Yours Truly
Feb....parents come visit
March....SXSW
April....? uh...
May....SG PROM 2005!!!
Ben is confused.
So this is Ben, single. Reduced to fruadulent contests to snag a date for the big barn dance this weekend? How wonderfully lame. I wonder what my hero, Han Solo, would say about all this? Probably something excellent, because he's Han Solo.
But I learned some important facts. One, snownomercy is actually in love with me and is a hooker with a heart of gold. She also plays video games and smokes weed so I cannot hold much against her.
There's a job I really want. It's like a customer service management position. For a really cool company. I have no such experience in anything other than restaurant work. But should I just lie to them and send in some crazy hyped up resume?
Fun Fact:
Thelastbeliever is insanely friendly and nice. Everytime I go to talk to one of you in your journals he's already hit it up twice. He's a big old whore.
What's In Store For Yours Truly
Feb....parents come visit
March....SXSW
April....? uh...
May....SG PROM 2005!!!
Ben is confused.
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it would take us at least two day to drive there (non-stop, taking turns while the other one sleeps) and at the most 3 days if we stop to rest...
I mean it's still a way away but I know flying might be better for me because of the time factor. but I'll give it a good think. it would kick ass.
I love the plan!!!
I'm just constricted by a thing called work.
je-sus.