World's Greatest Date Contest!!!
Now you, yes, YOU, can win a date with me, yes, ME!
If you're in the tri-country area send a postcard to me explaining why you would want to go on...The Greatest Date.
You'll be flown to NYC via Greyhound bus where you'll be met by my manservant and roommate Gabe. You'll be driven to your luxury hotel (located in beautiful historic Harlem) and allowed to relax before...The Greatest Date.
Our date will start on the always wonderful G Train (pictured below)
Our first stop would be the Marcy Projects, where we'd take a charming Jay-Z historical tour. We'll learn about selling drugs and having wicked jump shots. Perhaps I'll even buy you a commenorative crack rock, as a reminder of...The Greatest Date.
Followed by a delightful homemade dinner (on the George Foreman Grille), we'll retire to the living room where I'll watch ESPN Sportcenter, and you can do whatever until I see the score of the Pistons game.
Then back on the G train and onward to Harlem, where your things will be waiting for you curbside for your safe trip back home. *
All this and more**, if you win...The World's Greatest Date Contest!!!
* winner will have to pay for trip back home
** smellinoftroy not responsible for any injuries, physical or otherwise, sustained on date.
Now you, yes, YOU, can win a date with me, yes, ME!
If you're in the tri-country area send a postcard to me explaining why you would want to go on...The Greatest Date.
You'll be flown to NYC via Greyhound bus where you'll be met by my manservant and roommate Gabe. You'll be driven to your luxury hotel (located in beautiful historic Harlem) and allowed to relax before...The Greatest Date.
Our date will start on the always wonderful G Train (pictured below)
Our first stop would be the Marcy Projects, where we'd take a charming Jay-Z historical tour. We'll learn about selling drugs and having wicked jump shots. Perhaps I'll even buy you a commenorative crack rock, as a reminder of...The Greatest Date.
Followed by a delightful homemade dinner (on the George Foreman Grille), we'll retire to the living room where I'll watch ESPN Sportcenter, and you can do whatever until I see the score of the Pistons game.
Then back on the G train and onward to Harlem, where your things will be waiting for you curbside for your safe trip back home. *
All this and more**, if you win...The World's Greatest Date Contest!!!
* winner will have to pay for trip back home
** smellinoftroy not responsible for any injuries, physical or otherwise, sustained on date.
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Speaking of shooting, there's a gun party going on in NY on Thursday, don't know if you've been privy to that, but check out the SGNY rifle thread. I'd think you'd fit right in. Bring the shades, and the flag. They like that.