endedben

Bah! I aint no hardcase. I'm just a miserable shit. With a veeeeery dry sense of humour. You, on the other hand, are actually funny. and a bit hairy. Did you check out my funky little goattee? You can borrow it if you like. Just on Tuesdays though. And don't keep him up too late. He likes milk and salad cream. and tomato sauce. and eggs. Not fried just boiled. He likes to paint pictures of camels. he is an orphan. He's such a little tropper god bless him. Actually i changed my mind, you can't have him. Whats that? You want to fight me for him? Did you not see how much of a badass i look? You would foolish to even try. Okay maybe not, you are a New Yorker which means you are hard. Like stone. And bone. Time for bed said thelastbeliever. *and with that, thelastbeliever crawled into bed*.

ok, it's on its way. UPS said they'd be "discreet."