I did my first genuine new yorky thing ever. I went to some bar. By myself. Without irony or tourism-y needs or intentions. It was to meet new people and see the city, genuinely.
I went to a lesbian bar to meet one livingoutloud and her 'studly' friend Thomas. At the lesbian bar, Gingers of Park Slope, we talked about nick names, unfortunate and not. We talked about Volvos and not eating the last part of sandwiches.
Livingoutloud is the first person I done ever met from here, and it was very fun. I'm cripplingly shy but obviously they didn't care. Perhaps they were more drunk than me? Whaaaatever.
On the way home, I waited twenty minutes for the F and another 15 for the G. Fucking 3 am subways. Yay. I'm so new york.
Can you see what youve done to my heart
And soul?
This is a wasteland now
We spies
Oh yeah we slow hands
Killer, for hire you know not yourself
I went to a lesbian bar to meet one livingoutloud and her 'studly' friend Thomas. At the lesbian bar, Gingers of Park Slope, we talked about nick names, unfortunate and not. We talked about Volvos and not eating the last part of sandwiches.
Livingoutloud is the first person I done ever met from here, and it was very fun. I'm cripplingly shy but obviously they didn't care. Perhaps they were more drunk than me? Whaaaatever.
On the way home, I waited twenty minutes for the F and another 15 for the G. Fucking 3 am subways. Yay. I'm so new york.
Can you see what youve done to my heart
And soul?
This is a wasteland now
We spies
Oh yeah we slow hands
Killer, for hire you know not yourself
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why can't you just ask?
besides it's in my profile.
p.s. I never heard of audi 5000. I get my 90's hip hop education from snoop dogg and dr dre.
And, erm- hello!