I guess I AM going home for the holidays. My dad bought me a round trip ticket. For some reason, I'm wanted for my ability to drink eggnog and get ripped. The sea will be angry that day my friends. The Guerriero Christmas party will be held at my Uncles house for the first time ever. Since my Grandpa is now in fulltime Alzheimers (?) care, it's weird to have a party at his house, I suppose.
Meanwhile, I have no money to spend on anyone, but I bought these shoes anyways. I'm a selfish ass.
Who am I, Seth from the OC? Do I sail a fucking boat? No, but they were 20 bucks and my family doesn't need any gifts, do they? I also bought some 3 dollar sun glasses from a homeless street vender person, because I have no willpower, and homeless street venders are the new Implulse Purchases.
I'm really excited about the SGNY Party. Does anyone want to go with me, as I hate making dramatic entrances alone?
Meanwhile, I have no money to spend on anyone, but I bought these shoes anyways. I'm a selfish ass.
Who am I, Seth from the OC? Do I sail a fucking boat? No, but they were 20 bucks and my family doesn't need any gifts, do they? I also bought some 3 dollar sun glasses from a homeless street vender person, because I have no willpower, and homeless street venders are the new Implulse Purchases.
I'm really excited about the SGNY Party. Does anyone want to go with me, as I hate making dramatic entrances alone?
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oracle:
okay...I encourage using finger paints or crayons
thelastbeliever:
We usually just say something along the lines of "I am fucking skint", which just means "i have no money". If i think of any more cool ones i will let you know. 
