endedben

I'm not perfect. I don't shower enough. I eat too much bad food. I'm bad with money. I don't have a job. I'm irresponsible. I'm an asshole. I'm a jerk. I can be horrible to my best friends. I take advantage. I am bitter. I think I'm better than most. I'm fat. I don't shave. I'm slightly perverted. I don't give a shit. I'm lazy. I make mean jokes.
But I try. I make nice jokes, too. I exercise. I smile more often. I buy people food. I am loyal. I help people out when they don't know something. I keep in touch. I worry. I wonder. I sing. I dance (kind of). I do my laundry. I brush my teeth. I drive good. I do my best.