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My name is Benjamin Joseph Hartman Guerriero and these are the 20 things.

20. I'm a pizza boy.
19. I'm 22 years old, but feel more comfortable alone, away from people my own age.
18. I've only kissed five girls in my 22 years. Only two of those were more than one time deals. Drinking was involved in all but the first. The First was a legit girlfriend, one was that legit girlfriend's friend, one was a girl I met online, one was a girl who I met online and goes to school with Fenchurch (and HATES her!) and another is someone from this site.
17. I lost my virginity when I was 17. I've only had sex with two people, both girls, both hating every second of it.
16. Billhaverchuck is one of the finest, truest people I have ever met.
15. I couldn't spell my last name the second grade.
14. I don't hate authority by any means, but at the same time, my biggest, secrestest pleasure is undermining it in the smallest, pettiest of ways. That's one of the many reasons High School did not go as smoothly as TV told me it would.
13. , except for a few scattered talents on the edge of acceptance I dont have much confidence in myself or anything that I do. Im terrified of public humiliation, girls and the combination of the two.
12. I have 2 food related quirks: I don't eat what I've touched for a sustained period of time (like pizza crusts) and I have a subtle fear of being poisoned.
11. Until the moment Iggy made me eat Thai, I didn't like trying new food. Now I try new things much more frequently and it's entirely by her graces.
10. I care about what everyone thinks, all the time. I'm easily insulted and can be outraged at the drop of a hat. I'm shocked, everytime, when I find out I'm not universally beloved and admired. This is because, although I have no confidence, I am viciously egomanical. On this site the opinion I care the most about is Smuffy's.
9. I wish I could tell people how important they are to me but I really can't find those types of words for those types of situations.
8. I like girls who show affection through mean jokes, violence and obliviousness. I like girls who wear jeans, use their pockets and like music from the mid-90's.
7. I am a total, unapologetic asshole.
6. I smoke way more than I should.
5. I like the idea of becoming a journalist in some capacity. I don't feel my writing will ever be strong enough to justify that dream or to make it happen.
4. I'm a simple guy who really doesn't need a lot to keep happy. If everything were taken away from me, I wouldn't upset. I take pride in my relationships with people.
3. Depressingly, I take pride in my relationships with people. I burn too many bridges to do something as mature as that. Were I to take pride from my quality video games and overage of vintage clothes I would be a much happier person I think.
2. I have a complete lack of priorities right now and I am hard pressed to remember a time when I did.
1. I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a Hamburger today.


Now...backdance!