Birthicate The Birthdaicus!
It's Man On Right's birthday today, a decepit 22 to match my own. We're going drinking. I have 220 bucks to spend on whatever and a mean self loathing ripe enough to authorize any amount of hateful, self destructive behavior. That means I'll be drinking PBR tonight.
Leviathan/Behemoth
I struggle too much with trying to capture the entirety of my existence from journal to journal so I'll attempt to keep things short and to the point for this one:
1. I need to write something for the school newspaper. It's what I want to do for a living, so a complete mental and motivational breakdown in the amateur ranks already bodes ill for my ''career''. The fact that I'm a hack writer doesn't grease the wheels, either.
2. I'm completely obsessed with girls, more than I have ever been before in my life. Happily, girls find me repellant which you'd think makes for fancy dates and only the hottest of sex, but you'd be wrong.
Those are the two most pressing issues of my time: Girls and School. School isn't actually school because it's a Community College, so no one cares what I think about it or how well I do there. Girls don't enter my life in any way, shape or form. They're really more of an idea or theory than a reality.
3. A logical (read: illogical) answer to problems is to study abroad. There I will master my craft in the unhurried confines of some decadent French boarding house. I'll also perfect an unclassifiable yet charming accent. Once back in America I will exchange that accent for blowjobs at the nearest American Girl
It's Man On Right's birthday today, a decepit 22 to match my own. We're going drinking. I have 220 bucks to spend on whatever and a mean self loathing ripe enough to authorize any amount of hateful, self destructive behavior. That means I'll be drinking PBR tonight.
Leviathan/Behemoth
I struggle too much with trying to capture the entirety of my existence from journal to journal so I'll attempt to keep things short and to the point for this one:
1. I need to write something for the school newspaper. It's what I want to do for a living, so a complete mental and motivational breakdown in the amateur ranks already bodes ill for my ''career''. The fact that I'm a hack writer doesn't grease the wheels, either.
2. I'm completely obsessed with girls, more than I have ever been before in my life. Happily, girls find me repellant which you'd think makes for fancy dates and only the hottest of sex, but you'd be wrong.
Those are the two most pressing issues of my time: Girls and School. School isn't actually school because it's a Community College, so no one cares what I think about it or how well I do there. Girls don't enter my life in any way, shape or form. They're really more of an idea or theory than a reality.
3. A logical (read: illogical) answer to problems is to study abroad. There I will master my craft in the unhurried confines of some decadent French boarding house. I'll also perfect an unclassifiable yet charming accent. Once back in America I will exchange that accent for blowjobs at the nearest American Girl
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hawksley:
i wish you the best of luck with the article - and you're cute... you could so get a girl in a second!
tangledupinblue:
Director's cut of the Warriors is very good, by the by.