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I'm fucking ridiculous. I have no money and have to pay rent in four days to the tune of 700 dollars. Let's not even begin to discuss my job options. Well, if you want, we can........there, we just did. That's what I have to work with. A big mess of nothing. And that's not even MY biggest concerns.
Apparently...I want every situation of my life...
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tuxy:
I'll pounce them!
Go sing in the streets... I'll be thinking of you at uh... 9 my time. :-)
Go sing in the streets... I'll be thinking of you at uh... 9 my time. :-)
zenfish:
Glad that you'll be ok.
Good for you!
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solaris:
yea, i couldn't bring myself to wear fake glasses for more than just one picture though. i am still considering staring at the sun for a long time till i need them... or reading in the dark ALOT.... i tried to lie my way into getting them in grade 2, do you think i am a better liar now and could get away with it? now i have to pay for them though. sigh. anyway, in summation, i wish so bad that i needed glasses. and it isn't some stupid trend cause i always have. it's a hard-knocked life for me and my perfect vision.
Everyday in this city, sharing it with her, is going to be a fucking chore. I have to get out of here. I was thinking of staying awhile, to enjoy New Years with friends and family.
Fuck friends and family. This is survival.
This was the first truly awful Christmas I've ever had. I'm not talking about when you're seven and you don't get that...
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Fuck friends and family. This is survival.
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kevykev:
I know it's late but...
Happy SantaWorm Day!!
//ke_v
ps - your post feels all too familiar dude. it's ALL I'VE GOT to make the rounds on my friends list to post these xmas wishes... truth is, THIS year, i feel ALOT like you do. cant put my finger on it either (well maybe THAT isnt entirely true - but still not reay to discus if you know what i mean). this sux. i'm not kidding. and i usually LOVE christmas. empty indeed. hang tight bro. Lata.
I know it's late but...
Happy SantaWorm Day!!
//ke_v
ps - your post feels all too familiar dude. it's ALL I'VE GOT to make the rounds on my friends list to post these xmas wishes... truth is, THIS year, i feel ALOT like you do. cant put my finger on it either (well maybe THAT isnt entirely true - but still not reay to discus if you know what i mean). this sux. i'm not kidding. and i usually LOVE christmas. empty indeed. hang tight bro. Lata.
tangledupinblue:
don't worry man, you are completely worthless. You're just getting in touch with your feelings -- it's a good thing!
:::ducks:::
:::ducks:::
An open letter to my ex-girlfriend, Ellen.
Tricky, tricky. You had me fooled. You really had me thinking you were different, that you were special in some way. I wanted you to be happy, and I got real emo about you, for a damn long while.
And what do you do?
Date Matt Fucking Anderson. You call that meeting new people? Branching out and experiencing...
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Tricky, tricky. You had me fooled. You really had me thinking you were different, that you were special in some way. I wanted you to be happy, and I got real emo about you, for a damn long while.
And what do you do?
Date Matt Fucking Anderson. You call that meeting new people? Branching out and experiencing...
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sarcasticmenace:
All hail Ben!!! Happy holidays! 
thelastbeliever:
A shark ate your friend? That wasn't a very nice or considerate thing to do. They can be so fucking selfish sometimes...
A really hot woman is trapped on a desert island with a jew, a catholic and a Black guy. She refuses to have sex with the black guy because he's too big. She refuses to have sex with the jewish guy because he is circumcised and she refuses to have sex with the catholic guy because he refuses to wear a condom.
So, one night,...
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thelastbeliever:
Hahahaha. That was short but sweet. Did you just make that by any chance? 
thelastbeliever:
Very nice 
I make jokes like that up all the time.
I make jokes like that up all the time.
I just bought a pair of low-top green chuck taylors for 14 bucks.
Fuck presents for anyone else.
Sometimes I look at myself and say ''Ben, you're fucking awesome." But sometimes, on other days, I look at myself and say "You're fucking awesome, Ben." because I like to switch it up.
Fuck presents for anyone else.
Sometimes I look at myself and say ''Ben, you're fucking awesome." But sometimes, on other days, I look at myself and say "You're fucking awesome, Ben." because I like to switch it up.
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bluevalentine:
Awesome you are, Ben
Love,
Love,
smuffy:
hey doosh!
you totally wrote back last night.
which means you totally did not forget.
in any case, I see you have updated and erased all evidence of last night's debauchery.
I'm just here to reserve my spot on the first page and come back later and hit you up again...smuffy style!
oi oi oi.
p.s. you are teh rock. xoxo
you totally wrote back last night.
which means you totally did not forget.
in any case, I see you have updated and erased all evidence of last night's debauchery.
I'm just here to reserve my spot on the first page and come back later and hit you up again...smuffy style!
oi oi oi.
p.s. you are teh rock. xoxo
KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL.
Of every awful, shallow piece of shit I've met in NYC, no one is worse than my wonderful roommate Gabe's horrible girlfriend, Lily. This fucking girl think she's so fucking above everyone else it's sickening. What makes me happy is that she's right here as I'm typing this. I'm staring at her. Right. Now. (10:25 EST, Dec. 19th, 2004).
She...
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Of every awful, shallow piece of shit I've met in NYC, no one is worse than my wonderful roommate Gabe's horrible girlfriend, Lily. This fucking girl think she's so fucking above everyone else it's sickening. What makes me happy is that she's right here as I'm typing this. I'm staring at her. Right. Now. (10:25 EST, Dec. 19th, 2004).
She...
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nimhly:
I TOOK ABSOLUTE OFFENSE N00b!!
THE first rule of secret club is don't talk about secret club OR my vagininiinininiy.
wanna make out then?
AW panda posted princess bride quotes in your journal!!
THE first rule of secret club is don't talk about secret club OR my vagininiinininiy.
wanna make out then?
AW panda posted princess bride quotes in your journal!!
boxofficepoison:
NYU students way underrated.
I guess I AM going home for the holidays. My dad bought me a round trip ticket. For some reason, I'm wanted for my ability to drink eggnog and get ripped. The sea will be angry that day my friends. The Guerriero Christmas party will be held at my Uncles house for the first time ever. Since my Grandpa is now in fulltime Alzheimers (?)...
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oracle:
okay...I encourage using finger paints or crayons
thelastbeliever:
We usually just say something along the lines of "I am fucking skint", which just means "i have no money". If i think of any more cool ones i will let you know.
Why the hell would I quit a job when I have no money and 700 dollars in rent due in 2 weeks?
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sexdwarf:
Cause you're over educated and underpayed, like all of us intelligent non-working people.
We're Comedy Central's target demographic.
We're Comedy Central's target demographic.
smuffy:
ben!!!
hello!!!
I've been itching to get back to you!!!
but first I need to scold you for quitting your job!? why did you do it? it was a solid source of income. I thought you were a smart dude. were the hours that bad. come on man. what are you going to do now?
so now onto the other shit...how the fuck did you already get to see white noise??? do you have sneak preview passes for every movie? also I love scary movies.
by the way what you described in a previous comment was in fact a date. where did you meet this lovely young man...I mean lady....where did you meet this lovely young lady? if she is on this site please point me in her direction so I can tell her you have herpes.
and finally please don't be sorry about the random comment. it was entertaining to read. more more more.
p.s. you didn't get a urinary tract infection from holding the piss in did you?
hello!!!
I've been itching to get back to you!!!
but first I need to scold you for quitting your job!? why did you do it? it was a solid source of income. I thought you were a smart dude. were the hours that bad. come on man. what are you going to do now?
so now onto the other shit...how the fuck did you already get to see white noise??? do you have sneak preview passes for every movie?
also I love scary movies.
by the way what you described in a previous comment was in fact a date. where did you meet this lovely young man...I mean lady....where did you meet this lovely young lady? if she is on this site please point me in her direction so I can tell her you have herpes.
and finally please don't be sorry about the random comment. it was entertaining to read. more more more.
p.s. you didn't get a urinary tract infection from holding the piss in did you?
....long pull on cigerette....
I just saw The Life Aquatic before all of you....
...exhale in your face.
I just saw The Life Aquatic before all of you....
...exhale in your face.
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tinycities:
sorry i asked a stupid stoned question that is no longer relevent damn you no delete button
[Edited on Dec 16, 2004 11:09PM]
damn you no delete button[Edited on Dec 16, 2004 11:09PM]
tinycities:
for your sn (from the sg420 group .. silly stoner forgot to scroll down before random commenting)
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smuffy:
hm. actually I was just looking in the 105 phone book thread and you have the same addy listed.
sorry for doubting you.
sorry for doubting you.
thelastbeliever:
I just updated my journal
GO GO GO get in there and be the first to post!!
GO GO GO get in there and be the first to post!!
ha, i'm funny...