So I have a job interview today. To man a freight elevator. I need to make up a previous work life and write a resume. And then it strikes me that I'm incredibly lazy. All I want to do is not do stuff. I cannot imagine working hard more than 2 days a week. I hate the very idea of being a responsible grown up,...
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"Do I really swear that much?"
If you're here on account of my unfortunateSmellinOfTroy appreciation thread, sorry, all servers are busy at the moment due to record profile view-ation.
We will be accepting nude pictures though!
Girls, you can post kitten pictures.
If you're here on account of my unfortunateSmellinOfTroy appreciation thread, sorry, all servers are busy at the moment due to record profile view-ation.
We will be accepting nude pictures though!
Girls, you can post kitten pictures.
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thelastbeliever:
Hey good news, i think it might all be sorted. Looks like i wont be leaving you after all 
So you have to put up with me now.
So you have to put up with me now.
thelastbeliever:
ARSSEEEEEEEEE 
I'M BAAAAAAAACK
I'M BAAAAAAAACK
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smuffy:
aw man if she's talking about how cute you two would be together then she does for sure like you. don't think otherwise. mean she wants to mess up your hair for god's sake! hot!
nofi:
you've been nothing but super nice. and like i said, you make me laugh really hard.
you deserve some damn appreciation around here.
you deserve some damn appreciation around here.
Now we're rolling to excitement, the future and a new home...
So here's the deal. I woke up with a jolt at six in the morning. But I was incredibly well rested. Sharp, alert. Sharp enough to hear the TV on upstairs and the weird leak in my room drip. I was like:
"Shit. I slept all day. Sweet."
That's when I learned I seriously...
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So here's the deal. I woke up with a jolt at six in the morning. But I was incredibly well rested. Sharp, alert. Sharp enough to hear the TV on upstairs and the weird leak in my room drip. I was like:
"Shit. I slept all day. Sweet."
That's when I learned I seriously...
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rxqueen:
im too poor to leave my house 
smuffy:
this rules ass!!!
I don't know bennifer. vermont isn't all that far. plus this girl won't be there all year round. it's like NY is her hometown isn't it!? I mean...she will come back!!!
who knows it might be worth it to keep in touch with her and just see where/how things go.
also it makes me sad to hear you are so fucking withdrawn. I hope to see more cheerful entries in the future.
I don't know bennifer. vermont isn't all that far. plus this girl won't be there all year round. it's like NY is her hometown isn't it!? I mean...she will come back!!!
who knows it might be worth it to keep in touch with her and just see where/how things go.
also it makes me sad to hear you are so fucking withdrawn. I hope to see more cheerful entries in the future.
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fenchurch:
Then I saw the comment on the top of this page, and realized not only am I a total asshole, I'm unoriginal too.
kipirate:
I walked by that dude a few weeks ago! Too funny.
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thelastbeliever:
You wrote that song? Is that for the band to use? Is that AAAAAAARRRRRRRSEEEEE?
thelastbeliever:
I didn;t say that did i? 
Glory be, the funk's on me
KEEP THAT FUNK ALIVE
I made a startling discovering that I haven't slept with anyone I hadn't met on the internet. What your mom was doing on the internet is anyone's guest.
"The Cosby and The Effect"
-b. guerriero
Somewhere out West
in midst pine and camp fire
be a lady, the best
to say not? T'would make me...
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KEEP THAT FUNK ALIVE
I made a startling discovering that I haven't slept with anyone I hadn't met on the internet. What your mom was doing on the internet is anyone's guest.
"The Cosby and The Effect"
-b. guerriero
Somewhere out West
in midst pine and camp fire
be a lady, the best
to say not? T'would make me...
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auralpleasure:
nice. maybe i'll ask for one. I'm getting extremely bored with my profile picture.
fieldbuster:
it that like cake or death?
Yes!
New Hot or Not double match!
New Hot or Not double match!
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zenfish:
ahhh... i just know a couple who met off thta site... and another girl who met a ex off that site.
zenfish:
wow my english sucks.
I have the best friends list in the world.
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fieldbuster:
your posts are purple. i'm guessing that is so you stand out as my FRIEND!
or so I can sing the "dressed in purple" song
or so I can sing the "dressed in purple" song
fieldbuster:
and i say as a friend
yeah yeah yeah...i'm lazy
yeah yeah yeah...i'm lazy
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mylf:
More pics would make me a very happy girl!!!
Since we've just had a TON of rain I'll try and get some pics of how beautifully green it is here. If anyone saw these colors in a painting they would think it was the artist's imagination!
Since we've just had a TON of rain I'll try and get some pics of how beautifully green it is here. If anyone saw these colors in a painting they would think it was the artist's imagination!
mylf:
Bleak, bleak, white is a color. just not a good one. I like the glowing white of fresh snow before the cars and plows have gotten to it. I can't wait for next winter since I will be there for snowy fun!
But, until I get some new pics taken, I have a few in My Pics in a folder called Maui (I think)
But, until I get some new pics taken, I have a few in My Pics in a folder called Maui (I think)
I don't think I'm gonna sick house on your face, but I haven't decided yet.
- The trains in Brooklyn suck.
- Girls apologizing and being super cute doesn't.
- Letting myself get set up for total heartbreak does.
- Solaris rocks your face, stupid
- My band, featuring thelastbeliever, funkmunky and auralpleasure rocks faces in a similar vein. I should learn how to...
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- The trains in Brooklyn suck.
- Girls apologizing and being super cute doesn't.
- Letting myself get set up for total heartbreak does.
- Solaris rocks your face, stupid
- My band, featuring thelastbeliever, funkmunky and auralpleasure rocks faces in a similar vein. I should learn how to...
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theangus:
oh pshaw
*limp wrist wave of the hand*
*limp wrist wave of the hand*
tragicmelusine:
My neck hurts man!. It huuuuurts! 
No date.
The girl was too tired to hang out.
Probably my fault. For looking forward to it so much. Learned my lesson.
The girl was too tired to hang out.
Probably my fault. For looking forward to it so much. Learned my lesson.
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smuffy:
aw fuck.
it was my fault.
I jinxed it.
p.s. I hope you are sleeping like a baby right now.
it was my fault.
I jinxed it.
p.s. I hope you are sleeping like a baby right now.
theredbaron:
Dude... that chick...
her name wasnt timothy was it?
was it?
her name wasnt timothy was it?
was it?
Good luck with you interview. I'm really lazy too and I hate going to work and having responsibilty. I'm still such a child and I love it.