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krrn:
OH SNAP! 
delusion:
Wait...you hate me? I'm the one that made that picture. 
Part Six: Fuck Dying I'll Hijack a Mech
Why would I ever want to write for a living? I'm not going to make any money and no one is going to take me seriously. Except my Mom, but forget that shit. I'm not particularily well read or well spoken, nor am I very funny or terribly interesting. It is an opportunity for supreme laziness and...
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Why would I ever want to write for a living? I'm not going to make any money and no one is going to take me seriously. Except my Mom, but forget that shit. I'm not particularily well read or well spoken, nor am I very funny or terribly interesting. It is an opportunity for supreme laziness and...
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tadzi:
is an opportunity for supreme laziness and sloth, a state of mind and animal I am extremely fond of.
this is one of the primary reasons i want to write for a living.
this is one of the primary reasons i want to write for a living.
kalidoom:
You should write your next journal entry about SmellinofTroy.
Part Five: When I'm Mad As Fuck You Get Shot
I drank tonight and it saddened me. I remember a time when drinking gave me courage and power. But that's not what saddened me. The drinking itself depressed me...which is a feeling I haven't felt as much in the past week or so. So I won't be drinking much anymore. Anymore lasting until this weekend....
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I drank tonight and it saddened me. I remember a time when drinking gave me courage and power. But that's not what saddened me. The drinking itself depressed me...which is a feeling I haven't felt as much in the past week or so. So I won't be drinking much anymore. Anymore lasting until this weekend....
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jeff_fries:
That's how I feel about smoking. I think I'm going to give the swisher sweets a rest.
fridgemagnet:
I'm happy that you're working but I'm sad that you're not around as much.
One minute I'm in Central Park
Then I'm down on Delancey Street
From the Bow'ry to St Marks
There's a syncopated beat
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
I'm streetwise
I can improvise
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
I'm streetsmart
I've got New York City heart
Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
I may not have a dime
But I got street savoire faire...
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Then I'm down on Delancey Street
From the Bow'ry to St Marks
There's a syncopated beat
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
I'm streetwise
I can improvise
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
I'm streetsmart
I've got New York City heart
Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
I may not have a dime
But I got street savoire faire...
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lilyk:
how's the job going?
cklarock:
You should worry because those three guys over there are stick up kids, that's why.
. . . or was that rhetorical?
. . . or was that rhetorical?
Part Four: ...The Whole Wide World I Made Up
There was a French girl who set off the alarm at work. She was the prettiest thing I had ever seen, be it human, animal or mineral. Hands down. And she was French. She dressed better than anyone in the store, classic and subtle but each article of clothing seemed to be tailer made for her...
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There was a French girl who set off the alarm at work. She was the prettiest thing I had ever seen, be it human, animal or mineral. Hands down. And she was French. She dressed better than anyone in the store, classic and subtle but each article of clothing seemed to be tailer made for her...
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fenchurch:
Maybe.
fenchurch:
Yerm. That's kind of a tough call.
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smuffy:
if you have an accident and catch on fire I will cry.
talking to you has been sweet bennifer but I had no intention of staying online tonight at all and I need to go to sleep now. I leave for NY early thurs morning so I have a lot to do tomorrow still.
don't worry there won't be any surprise visitis from me...THIS TIME!!!
♥
talking to you has been sweet bennifer but I had no intention of staying online tonight at all and I need to go to sleep now. I leave for NY early thurs morning so I have a lot to do tomorrow still.
don't worry there won't be any surprise visitis from me...THIS TIME!!!
♥
smuffy:
bennifer!!!
Part Two: Walk Into the Jaws of Hell
There's never been a bigger disappointment than Spring Break: Shark Attack. You could not have a less accurate portrayal of Spring Breaks or shark attacks. And the lack of closure on the date rapist's possible consumption was a terrible oversight. Poor form, CBS. Poor form.
Meanwhile: The new Ben Folds album ain't shit. I was the first...
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There's never been a bigger disappointment than Spring Break: Shark Attack. You could not have a less accurate portrayal of Spring Breaks or shark attacks. And the lack of closure on the date rapist's possible consumption was a terrible oversight. Poor form, CBS. Poor form.
Meanwhile: The new Ben Folds album ain't shit. I was the first...
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fridgemagnet:
word to dad.
lilyk:
fairly decent.
watching the inferno
watching the inferno
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unite105:
parents throwin money your way is always good. I find it hard to take it at times, but in the end I know they wouldn't gie it to me unless i needed it, and they're usually right about that, so ehh.
have you started both jobs yet?
have you started both jobs yet?
unite105:
grew no balls in regrd to what?
i'm assuming ladies, but i could be wrong...
cool people named ben;
smoky ben from down the hall last year, dude was the shit, always had bomb weed too.
ben harper
ben franklin
ben lee
thats all i got right now
i'm assuming ladies, but i could be wrong...
cool people named ben;
smoky ben from down the hall last year, dude was the shit, always had bomb weed too.
ben harper
ben franklin
ben lee
thats all i got right now
All I wanna do is dance.
My digital camera is broke. It doesn't focus on anything more than 2 feet away from it. All my outside pictures look like total ass. I'm really, really upset with this. Seriously. I'll fuck your shit up.
Does anyone know anything about digital cameras? Or about warranties and places to fix digital cameras? I got porn to produce. Man's...
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My digital camera is broke. It doesn't focus on anything more than 2 feet away from it. All my outside pictures look like total ass. I'm really, really upset with this. Seriously. I'll fuck your shit up.
Does anyone know anything about digital cameras? Or about warranties and places to fix digital cameras? I got porn to produce. Man's...
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fridgemagnet:
if you refer to my interns journal comments. you'll see that I have acted upon your request with the seriousness it deserves.
dejajeva:
I'm really excited about it, actually. 
SmellinOfTroy is dead. I killed him. We are SuperNintendo.
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tadzi:
YOU BASTARD!
fridgemagnet:
you're just bitter cuz you don't have any pizza.
I wish I was a piano.
But instead I am an employee of Urban Outfitters and some internet cafe on Atlantic Ave.
I wish I could produce things of beauty.
But instead I sit online and download Snoop Dogg albums.
G's up, Hoes down.
But instead I am an employee of Urban Outfitters and some internet cafe on Atlantic Ave.
I wish I could produce things of beauty.
But instead I sit online and download Snoop Dogg albums.
G's up, Hoes down.
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rkharper:
hi troy!!
I missed you on my friendslsit, glad you're back with a new name..
stay tuned
I missed you on my friendslsit, glad you're back with a new name..
stay tuned
everybodylies:
i lurves joo
What kind of music?
b.) Maybe your sigh of relief will blow her out the window.
c.) If you explain what you're blabbering about, I actually was offered a ride to NYC this weekend.