Every time you masturbate, Vin Diesel kills a kitten. Then he drinks its blood, makes a hat out of its fur, grinds its bones to make his bread, and turns everything else into sausage, except the eyeballs, which he turns into christmas tree ornaments.
Star Wars was based on Vin's real life experience in another galaxy. Interestingly there were no Ewoks, droids, starships, jedi, or aliens, but there were lightsabers. Good god were there lightsabers...
Vin Diesel is the real Slim Shady.
The Chinese built the Great wall to keep Vin Diesel out due to the fact that he constantly threatened to impregnate every female over 13 years of age in the Ming dynasty and concieve the worlds fastest ric shaw runner.
random vin diesel facts!
Star Wars was based on Vin's real life experience in another galaxy. Interestingly there were no Ewoks, droids, starships, jedi, or aliens, but there were lightsabers. Good god were there lightsabers...
Vin Diesel is the real Slim Shady.
The Chinese built the Great wall to keep Vin Diesel out due to the fact that he constantly threatened to impregnate every female over 13 years of age in the Ming dynasty and concieve the worlds fastest ric shaw runner.
random vin diesel facts!
85girl:
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