Sometimes fuck isn't enough. Sometimes fuck starts at that hard F and you hope it will continue to build like you hoped it would but you find that your personal fuck of the moment comes out hard AF but quickly devolves into something else. Can I offer you an egg in these trying times? Can I mention yet again that CUNT never came off the table? Can I offer you a hard C in these trying times instead? This world is full of stupid and trying cunts, this world is full of miserable and soft cunts too. See you next Tuesday isn't just possible, that soppy, sour, infested, baboon ass colored thing is also a ready to acquire verb.
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