If you come into my store and spend thirty minutes asking me questions and opinions about toys only to wind up at my register telling your s.o. "Wow, I don't think I want to spend this much on sex stuff." I'm going to look at you like you're a chode. I'm going to elude to the fact that your dick ain't shit. Then I'm going to give your s.o. a look that will lead to her realizing she hooked up with a cheap chode. Basically, you're going to have a bad time. #goodtoysarentcheap #yourdickwillneverbeherfavoritetoy
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