emptymouthpiece

Sex, properly had, isn't for the squeamish or those prone to timidity. Good sex is messy, great sex usually involves a break to use the toilet and a pause for water. There is precious little if anything sexy about real sex.

Now, everything I just said, like the lube you plan to use, goes double for anal sex. As a matter of fact if you aren't producing a significant amount of frothy Santorum you're "going in dry." Santorum isn't gross or unnatural, its the way it should work.

Also, quit water blasting your asshole before anal sex, you're drying things out and causing a real Shapiro effect, that goes six times over using any sort of soap or fucking douche solution, what are you DeSantis? That stuff is awful and shouldn't be going in there.

Listen kids, you're probably going to get a little McConnell okay. Always have towels for cleaning up and off because streaks and even small bits of McConnell aren't uncommon. This is why going ass to mouth is highly unrecommended because well, no one wants any McConnell in their mouth. If that's on the table save it for last and use a condom until you're doing the mouth hugging. Let the condom protect you from the streaks and bits of McConnell.

Finally, the walls of the rectum will expand and contract during anal sex, air often gets forced into the rectum during this process and the natural byproduct after air is pumped into a vacuum is a sudden release. A Cruz is nothing to be embarrassed of or disgusted by. Bouts of smelly hot air happen during anal sex and the best thing to do about a Cruz is laugh it off because after all, its nothing but hot air.