Sunday Mar 28, 2004

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haha, i blocked my boyfriend's toilet, and when the plumber attempted to unblocked it by looking into the downstairs drains, the garden ended up covered in 2 inches of human waste! mmm.

thankfully, this proved the problem was not entirely my fault, as the amount of turd on the herb patch could not have been the product of anything less than 3 weeks of committed...
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tash:
true identities??? in which case...as ive just finished watching the humiliation that is 'theres something about miriam'...i must reveal to you that i was born a man.

see you tomorrow miss empireblues!!!!x
rosstafarian:
The 'refuesd are fuc,ming dead dvd' thats coming out this summer....i think.... nevertheless, its gonna be good.

ps: they re-released shape pf punk in dvd 5:1 audio....

boo-ya

Monday Mar 15, 2004

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Wayne Campbell: Tell me, when the first show is over, will you still love me when I'm an incredibly humungoid giant star?

Cassandra: Yeah.

Wayne Campbell: Will you still love me when I'm in my hanging-out-with-Ravi-Shankar phase?

Cassandra: Yeah.

Wayne Campbell: Will you still love me when I'm in my carbohydrate, sequined-jumpsuit, young-girls-in-white-cotton-panties, waking-up-in-a-pool-of-your-own-vomit, bloated-purple-dead-on-a-toilet phase?

Cassandra: Yeah.

Wayne Campbell: Okay, party. Bonus.


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empireblues:
did that pic not work or is my computer just shit?
benji:
didnt work, go look at lucia

Saturday Jan 17, 2004

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Oops, computer fucked up from too much downloading! i.e. new laptop spent 40 minutes making pained creaking noises while i tried desperately to free up some space by deleting movie after movie frown

my penance for the rude illegality of violating copyright laws. Heard the other day that the US music industry had filed lawsuits against about 400 randomly selected internet users, fining them $150,000 per...
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