empireblues

Cut benji's hair and bought a neon pink dildo! yeah, all in a day's work for a no-good layabout





only complaint: the dildo bends in the middle quite unrealistically, in the bit between the two bits of internal vibratory gadgetry. i mean, c'mon, it's not like reeeeal cocks bend in the bit between where the battery pack and the vibrating thingamabob go, is it? tsk

i look dopey as fuck in that picture. nice