Thursday Jul 15, 2004

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Oh Scarlett.

eeeeeek i just found out my uncle is currently doing some legal work for johnny depp - yowzer eeek

i'm slightly flustered, not quite sure what to do with myself, errrm, i mean, do you think he knows his number?? or *a* number?? or just talks to his lawyers??? he probably just talks to his lawyers, right...

oh deary me, what to do, what to do...this is surely the closest i'll ever get to that damned dirty pirate, i must not let this opportunity slide! even just an autograph would be ok with me, y'know, something he's touched, i'm sad like that. mmmmmm ARRR!!!

updates soon. *runs off feverishly with no particular direction....*

edited again to say (as if anyone cares, haha): Johnny depp is buying an island about 30 miles from where my dad lives, and where i currently reside. Sweet beelzebub, i'm gunna go pin a laminated photo of someone awesomely attractive to a palm tree there with my contact details attached, in case he needs a "local guide" sometime. god, i just have the best plans. i'll be best buddys with johnny this time in 2 months! you seeeeeeeee
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jimmer:
hehe well i'll be back in nottingham tomorrow, been loads in this hols already, uber wierd!! but i should be back whenever, get the flat in august sometime. Could you put mon petit rock group on the bill ms lowe, we will be ready and roaring then!!

ah scarlett fit fit fit, liking maria sharapova as well. tennis body, allll right gigidy gigidy but yeah scarlett! how lovely
jimmer:
huhhuh when do i change language?! ok well let me know if we can play, bookin a few shows for the leics an nottingham stuff in the next week or two so thats cool

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