I'm going to send a letter to the man who has stolen 230 from me informing him that i'm gunna launch some sort of assault on his home if he doesn't return my money.
I'm even saying he gets to keep 30. It's an extra incentive for him to just pop it back in the post to me, y'know. This way, he gets 30 for nothing and his house will remain unassailed.
It's a win win situation for him, from what i can see. Fail proof.
Now what to get him with?
Japanese fighting fish?
Ferrets up the bath plug? (big lebowski inspired)
Or cut a small hole in the glass of his bedroom window, through which i can fit a stick of bamboo, that i can prod him in the face with it so he can't get any sleep? But then i won't get any sleep either...
hmmm...
You see the difficulties. But being a vigilante would be pretty fucking cool, especially if i get a costume. I'm gunna stick with it.
still bored if you hadn't guessed.
I'm even saying he gets to keep 30. It's an extra incentive for him to just pop it back in the post to me, y'know. This way, he gets 30 for nothing and his house will remain unassailed.
It's a win win situation for him, from what i can see. Fail proof.
Now what to get him with?
Japanese fighting fish?
Ferrets up the bath plug? (big lebowski inspired)
Or cut a small hole in the glass of his bedroom window, through which i can fit a stick of bamboo, that i can prod him in the face with it so he can't get any sleep? But then i won't get any sleep either...
hmmm...
You see the difficulties. But being a vigilante would be pretty fucking cool, especially if i get a costume. I'm gunna stick with it.
still bored if you hadn't guessed.