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empireblues

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Sunday Mar 28, 2004

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haha, i blocked my boyfriend's toilet, and when the plumber attempted to unblocked it by looking into the downstairs drains, the garden ended up covered in 2 inches of human waste! mmm.

thankfully, this proved the problem was not entirely my fault, as the amount of turd on the herb patch could not have been the product of anything less than 3 weeks of committed shitting. Every cloud has a silver lining, eh.

We agreed the shit would undoubtedly make the herbs in the patch grow stronger and more verdantly than ever, though it would also be unlikely that anyone would ever eat it.

Aside from this, i dreamt last night that i was a witness to the graphic and gruesome death of Morrissey of The Smiths. Sorry
Jimmer.

Tomorrow i shall visit Tash.
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tash:
true identities??? in which case...as ive just finished watching the humiliation that is 'theres something about miriam'...i must reveal to you that i was born a man.

see you tomorrow miss empireblues!!!!x
Mar 28, 2004
rosstafarian:
The 'refuesd are fuc,ming dead dvd' thats coming out this summer....i think.... nevertheless, its gonna be good.

ps: they re-released shape pf punk in dvd 5:1 audio....

boo-ya
Mar 30, 2004

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