emperor_tane

well, i didn't like the 80's much growing up durring then, but after playing vice city, and watching loads of old saved by the bell episodes, i can look back on it with a nostalgic chuckle

dude, you got carded at the movies?

i've only been carded like 3 times out of the past 8 that i've bought beer, and i've only been 21 for 6 days, and i do look like i'm 17.

one of these days i think you shoul;d laugh and go "ha ha, you just made my day, i'm 34"

HI!!!!!! ::HUMPS YOUR LEG:: YOU'RE BACK! I'M BACK! WOOOHOOO! life is good. i dunno what happened. life? mebbe.

TAAAAAAAANE!!!!! *voice echos down the halls of tane's journal*

dude, where are you?

travis, dont make me call you.

yeah you upload yer pics like she said...

Dude what's yer MSN name so I can find you then I will give you my email.....

DO IT! mr no AIM

my MSN thing is broken....
it's not working so I can't add you...
*sigh* now I have to go get the new one...

*shudder* i could never not shave

well...if you really wanna know...
wait where the hell have you been man? i miss you.

i only had that happen to me once... but i woke up kinda and i saw it actually stop, look for an exit and dive out my window... now this is a motherfuckin blacker than black soul sucking demon or whatever it was actually doing a double take and diving thru my wall out the window or whatever...

since then i've never seen anything like that, but i always do see little red eyes everwhere i go, while i'm awake, i'll look at something and no matter where i'm looking, sky ground, toilet, there'll be 2 little red eyes in a knitted brow look that appear for like a second... it's pretty trippy.

my suggestion... stop going to sleep listening to satyricon *nods*

it sounds like you are having a night terror, tane - sort of a nightmare on the edge of sleep and wakefulness. your mind and senses are working (but scrambled) but your body is paralyzed. those are nasty. my little brother has them.

hurry up and take over already. time's a wastin'

huah!

persuade them that you should be made emperor of the known universe, duh.

quotes are useful for people who can't come up with their own shit. biblethumpers annoy me to no end.

Awww...don't worry about lil old me! Please continue to fight the good fight for us. Don't let them brainwash you!


xo sarah

p.s. Girls do smell nice, even more so when you have sex with them!

and all old people suck at driving
i heard on the radio yesterday that a 77 year old man was on his way to AAA to receive and award for being accident free his whole driving record. on the way there he got pulled over...he didn't even have a drivers license.

aaah yes, it'd be nice to have a real life lulu in my hands... but i guess i'll have to settle for when the next comic/ videogame convention to roll around and see if anyone dressed up like her or rikku... i figure it'll be good enuff

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So, I caught a brief moment of the news lastnight. The media said, president Bush's popularity has risen, due to our victory in the war. Now, I really don't remember President Bush doing anything, except go to Camp David and take a vacation, while our soldiers risked their lives in another country.

If I was the president, I would get my armor and a weapon and LEAD the assult. Not play golf and watch porno at Camp David while young men and women risked their lives in my name and for a cause I have created.

Tane

msn sucks for you boy friend.