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Quick post before retiring to my slanted bed (damn bent supporting wooden boards...):

saw Heaven Can Wait tonight. Never saw an Ernst Lubistch film before. Now I'll have to make a point of seeing his other work. So many of the film's lines keep ringing in my head. A couple of choice selections:

"Crime? Well, I'm afraid I can't think of any. But I can safely say that my whole life was one continuous misdemeanor." (now if that isn't an epitaph worthy of dying for, I don't know what is).

Or this exchange between Henry and his son:

Henry: "Put yourself in my position. I'm lonesome. You're always away somewhere on business, and being alone in this big old house night after night...you don't know what it's like."
Jack: "Neither do you, because you're never at home."
Henry: "But I can IMAGINE what it's like!"

I also dig the film's depiction of His Excellency (aka El Diablo Supremo). He's portrayed as a fairly genteel sort, very refined, debonair, not a hint of real malice, almost a textbook paragon of the affable civil servant. My only complaint is that the film didn't have enough devil (you have to love a film that inspires a critique like that).

But anyway, enough with the movie geekery. Updates: dinner with the family yesterday went fairly well. The wine was dry but the cheese was good (which is odd, because I NEVER eat cheese and yet have discovered a brand I like). It was nice eating an honest-to-god steak for a change, instead of the cheap bachelor shit I live on back at the apartment. Still going through Chuck's "Choke" and still digging it. I think I'll read Richard Matheson's "I Am Legend" next...

And I'm Out Like A Light (crashes to the floor snoring).

P.S. What I've been rocking on Ye Old iPod lately: The Coup, the new Liars album, Cranes, and a whole lot of Wu-Tang Clan. It is scientifically impossible for a human being to have too much Tang in their life. I'm proof of that. Nothing makes me sleep more soundly than the gentle stylings of "Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nuthin' To Fuck Wit".

P.S.S. The Ghostface Killah album lives up to the hype. As the "kids" would say, its shit-hot craziness. Me, I just say that I would kill a parking lot full of puppies to write a piece of fiction that was half as vivid and compelling as Ghostface's "Shakey Dog" is. The detail in that song is just astounding. Final bit of good news: turns out Emusic is carrying a lot of the old Go-Betweens album (score!). OK, now I'm out like a light. I'm out like Steve Buscemi in a boxing match with Evander Holyfield. I'm out like Liberace. I'm out like the Pentagon Papers, etc etc (anything to keep myself from actually doing something reasonable, i.e. sleeping).

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pmonkeyesquire:
Also Chandler. Long Goodbye is amazing!
Jun 26, 2006
emperor_norton:
Noirkiss: I didn't know there was a classics group. Seeing as how you just removed the cataracts from my eyes (Thank you Jesus! I Can See!)*, I'll head over and add myself to the group. Trouble In Paradise, eh? I'll have to look into it. When it comes to movies, I kind of liking jumping around by region. For awhile, I was on a French kick. Then an Italian kick. Now I'm on an old Hollywood kick. I've got some Douglas Sirk movies to watch next, and I'm thinking of getting some Preston Sturges films (I heard that Sullivan's Travels was supposed to be pretty good). And yeah: I LOVE the French noir. The French can do many things that no one else can do better: bread, wine, chocolate, and noir cinema.

pmonkeyEsquire: *bows* I''m just a humble representer of good taste. I consider it nothing short of a crime when I meet people who HAVEN'T read any Ellroy and PKD. I cringe whenever I walk by my store's mystery book section, due mostly to our glaring absence of any Ellroy. He's still alive, isn't he? I hope so; I can't wait to read whatever he's got brewing in that juicy brain. And The Long Goodbye is quite amazing. The only other Chandler book that I like as much is probably Farewell My Lovely (just for the seedier-than-seedy atmosphere that covers the book from front to back; plus, its hard to hate a book when it has a character named Moose Malloy).

Thanks for the comments, all. Seeing actual people read my ramblings means that I'll have to update this a bit more often.



*Every time I think of those "I Can See!" miracles, I always wonder what would happen if the person who just miracliously got their sight restored was immediately exposed to something absolutely horrid.

Case in point:

MAN regains his eyesight.

MAN: I can see! I can see! Praise Da Lord, I CAN SEE!

Across from the man is a television playing Battlefield Earth. Next to the tv is ANOTHER tv playing The Passion Of The Christ.

MAN: Oh, goddamn it. (promptly gouges eyes out with a butter knife).
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