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Fred’s Gauntlet - Post 5

Nov 26, 2024
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“Jokes” @fredhincanada

Most of what makes me laugh is situational and doesn’t translate into a blog. But there are two one-liners I absolutely love 🤣

Milton Jones: “My neighbour isn’t too well, he keeps having to go to the hospital with concussions. I feel bad for the guy, he only lives a stone’s throw away”


Tim Vine:

My friend said he was going to the fancy-dress party as an island off the coast of Italy. I said don’t be Sicily.

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leighgabriel:
I had the privilege to see Milton Jones live in Cheltenham earlier on in the year and was so pleasantly surprised by how good he is. I am a stand up fan and always will be and have gotten to see Lee Evans on his retirement tour (Monsters) but nothing could have prepared me for the absolute mad genius that was Milton. I would thoroughly recommend him to anyone who likes stand up comedy.
Dec 28, 2024
eminerale:
@leighgabriel awesome, Milton Jones live would be a lot of fun. Even his hair just announces his chaos before he says anything, doesn’t it 😂 I love how his mind works.
Dec 28, 2024

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