- If I ever see someone dropping a dog off and leaving it to fend for its self, they will be getting a "yours truly" punch in the dick.
- If you get kicked out of 2 or more clinics you can stop telling yourself its because you care about yourself. Get fucking real.
- part of me hates that I have road rage because I just wish I was more patient sometimes, but then the other part of me wants to take an ice pick to every dumb blonde's eyes when she's sitting at a green light reading a text.
- I hate when people say "life's not fair" because yes it is! Life is as fair as it gets! You aren't successful because YOU aren't successful. Don't blame it on some old saying to make yourself feel better.
- Apparently, a good way to get a guy to notice you is by asking him if he's recently had sex. Personally, I'm just curious but this is still good to know.
- I hate how selfish I really am. There are times when all I want to do is talk about my self but I don't because that's a selfish persons behavior I SWEAR THOUGH I'M REALLY INTERESTING.
- I think for the first time yesterday I saw a real genuine reaction to a compliment. You hear people (woman) all the time say "No body's ever said that to me" but if there isn't gleam in their eye, they lyin!
- What ever makes you happy... now that is a good saying...
- Ladies remember: Lighter hair in the summer, and darker hair in the winter. Stop getting it twisted!
- Don't wait till the very last minute to do something.
- Who ever expects favors when they haven't done shit for you in the first place deserves to be beaten with a bag of bricks. You can't simply expect a mechanic to fix your car for free when you just met him. That's not how shit works!
- I want to know who steals my favorite bra in the morning.... It's always missing! WTF?!
- I hate when people start a sentence with "I don't mean to....." because what ever they aren't meaning to do ends up being exactly what they are doing.
- Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town.
Seriously dude I don't mean to single anyone out (LOLZ) but It really isn't that hard to get a chick to like you. All you need are 4 traits.
1. Be confident (ridiculously confident)
2. Be or act smart
3. Act like you don't care (but not in a dickish way)
4. Bring something to the table
A guy should be genetically prone to having 3 (if not all) of these traits. LOOKS DON'T MATTER (okay maybe a little) BRAINS AND TACTICS DO!
Love/Lust is a fucking video game dude! PLAY IT! it also doesn't hurt to have other good qualities like knowing how to cook or being a good kisser. Notice I said good qualities. Knowing how to cook crack or kill a deer are not beneficial to me!
- I love when peoples first ambition in the morning is to bitch at everyone in their way. No matter how small the issue.
- I do have a bleeding heart. I feel sorry for a lot of people. I don't however, feel sorry for those that feel sorry for themselves, or wish to be seen as a sorry person.
- Who the hell asks for a positive reinforcement to a negative situation? This ain't a dream!
- I think people who create music are the real artists. It's a form I wish I had but don't.
- I don't know what scares me so much to take a giant leap. Heights?
- I just want to warn you, after 4 days of not sexually satisfying myself means terrible cock teasing nightmares for me and those FUCKING SUCK.
- If you get kicked out of 2 or more clinics you can stop telling yourself its because you care about yourself. Get fucking real.
- part of me hates that I have road rage because I just wish I was more patient sometimes, but then the other part of me wants to take an ice pick to every dumb blonde's eyes when she's sitting at a green light reading a text.
- I hate when people say "life's not fair" because yes it is! Life is as fair as it gets! You aren't successful because YOU aren't successful. Don't blame it on some old saying to make yourself feel better.
- Apparently, a good way to get a guy to notice you is by asking him if he's recently had sex. Personally, I'm just curious but this is still good to know.
- I hate how selfish I really am. There are times when all I want to do is talk about my self but I don't because that's a selfish persons behavior I SWEAR THOUGH I'M REALLY INTERESTING.
- I think for the first time yesterday I saw a real genuine reaction to a compliment. You hear people (woman) all the time say "No body's ever said that to me" but if there isn't gleam in their eye, they lyin!
- What ever makes you happy... now that is a good saying...
- Ladies remember: Lighter hair in the summer, and darker hair in the winter. Stop getting it twisted!
- Don't wait till the very last minute to do something.
- Who ever expects favors when they haven't done shit for you in the first place deserves to be beaten with a bag of bricks. You can't simply expect a mechanic to fix your car for free when you just met him. That's not how shit works!
- I want to know who steals my favorite bra in the morning.... It's always missing! WTF?!
- I hate when people start a sentence with "I don't mean to....." because what ever they aren't meaning to do ends up being exactly what they are doing.
- Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town.
Seriously dude I don't mean to single anyone out (LOLZ) but It really isn't that hard to get a chick to like you. All you need are 4 traits.
1. Be confident (ridiculously confident)
2. Be or act smart
3. Act like you don't care (but not in a dickish way)
4. Bring something to the table
A guy should be genetically prone to having 3 (if not all) of these traits. LOOKS DON'T MATTER (okay maybe a little) BRAINS AND TACTICS DO!
Love/Lust is a fucking video game dude! PLAY IT! it also doesn't hurt to have other good qualities like knowing how to cook or being a good kisser. Notice I said good qualities. Knowing how to cook crack or kill a deer are not beneficial to me!
- I love when peoples first ambition in the morning is to bitch at everyone in their way. No matter how small the issue.
- I do have a bleeding heart. I feel sorry for a lot of people. I don't however, feel sorry for those that feel sorry for themselves, or wish to be seen as a sorry person.
- Who the hell asks for a positive reinforcement to a negative situation? This ain't a dream!
- I think people who create music are the real artists. It's a form I wish I had but don't.
- I don't know what scares me so much to take a giant leap. Heights?
- I just want to warn you, after 4 days of not sexually satisfying myself means terrible cock teasing nightmares for me and those FUCKING SUCK.
cudnovati:
aces, im getting used to your blogs, fair warning.