emilyisasecret

- There is a part of me that just wants someone to care about me, then there is an even bigger part of me that says "I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense." (keep calm and quote starwars)

- I don't know what is so interesting to people making a turn. They just like to take their sweet ass time. BITCH I GOT SOMEWHERE TO BE! MOVE!

- Red Flag # 30: If someone doesn't have at least ONE networking site up and going, that person is a serial killer, or an 11 year old... neither are good news.

- Plums are the fruit of the Gods.

- What's with gay men talking about stuffing their assholes all the time? What gives?

- Too afraid to tell you my nightmares for fear of them coming true. Better safe then sorry.

- I just think you should go into a sex shop with at least one person. Other wise you are going to have yourself a weird resident evil moment from Mr. Merchant



- Does anyone else get the idea of ignoring an accident when it happens? Why the hell does everyone have to be so fucking nosey about everything?

- You should just give people the chance to talk once in a while.

- I think the bike rack on the roof of a car has to be the most idiotic inventions of all time. YOU LOOK LIKE A RETARD DRIVING LIKE THAT! seriously these people look like they are driving to a circus. Bike rack on the trunk FTW.

- I think its more important to keep your word then to pretend you are or will.

- If you are the type of girl to turn into a vindictive psychotic bitch at least 5 days out of the month PLEASE LET A GIRL KNOW so I can avoid you completely, and try and salvage this friendship.

- You know that feeling when you are trying to be the funny person to someone you are trying to impress, and you manage to look like a complete idiot? yeah... fuck that feeling.

- Hey, If I don't have the option to take a day off, neither do you.

- I guess some people just don't get this, so let me make it LOUD AND CLEAR if a girl (or guy) doesn't respond to your 15 messages/texts/calls SHE IS TRYING TO AVOID YOU. What type of scenarios are you conjuring up in your fucking head bro!? You think she's in a coma? Lost her phone? really? seriously?...... srsly?


- I think odd features are oddly enough the most attractive...

- I am prepared for a zombie apocalypse. Are you? Niceties found here at http://ultimatetacticalandsurvival.com/

- I know I have said this before. If people say "I don't like animals" then there is something obviously seriously wrong with them and you should walk away now. BUT let me be a little bit more clear, be VERY aware of the people that say "I like animals, I just don't want any" THESE ARE ANIMAL HATERS IN DISGUISE! the only way you can be sure is to bring an animal around, if they automatically get pissed, kick that asshole/bitch out of your house!

- You could at least act like you care... you get a lot more with honey... Or you could just get attacked by bears...




- Why do people choose (and they choose to do this) to ignore that when someone has a boyfriend/girlfriend and continue to try and woe them? But then get angry when that person cheats on them later on down the road?