WARNING!
So, I'm not sure if the following tidbit regarding my past and ongoing exploits is well-known in the SGeosphere, but it is oft discussed in the nitty-gritty real world: I am very, very clumsy. I am a hazard to myself. The only way I see myself surviving the next five to six decades is with the assistance of a professional wildlife handler.
Last Friday, I slipped out of a non-moving vehicle. A month ago I fell down the stairs... head first. Nine years ago I gave myself whiplash blow-drying my hair. The cherry on top? I bruise like a grape.
My most recent /incident/ has resulted in me roaming the office slurring Vicodin-feuled nonsense at co-workers wondering where my whammy went terribly wrong.
Tonight my chewing-gum-brain is being put on the high shelf whilst I enjoy The Third Man before drifiting off to sleep.
So, I'm not sure if the following tidbit regarding my past and ongoing exploits is well-known in the SGeosphere, but it is oft discussed in the nitty-gritty real world: I am very, very clumsy. I am a hazard to myself. The only way I see myself surviving the next five to six decades is with the assistance of a professional wildlife handler.
Last Friday, I slipped out of a non-moving vehicle. A month ago I fell down the stairs... head first. Nine years ago I gave myself whiplash blow-drying my hair. The cherry on top? I bruise like a grape.
My most recent /incident/ has resulted in me roaming the office slurring Vicodin-feuled nonsense at co-workers wondering where my whammy went terribly wrong.
Tonight my chewing-gum-brain is being put on the high shelf whilst I enjoy The Third Man before drifiting off to sleep.
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nageboorte:
strange, my mate and i just watched -the third man- last night... what'd you think of it?
esmee:
i have the same problem. walking is dangerous. very dangerous. luckily i've landed safely every time i take a spill. knock on wood.