I'm like 80% positive my mom is in the CIA or is some type of secret agent and I'm not the only one in my family who thinks so.
(also I'm kind of a conspiracy theorist)
My mom's mom is the first woman to graduate with a chemistry degree from Penn State and also worked on the atomic bomb (apparently) but she to-this-day as a 91 year old woman isn't allowed to talk about what she actually did. I'm pretty sure sometime after this is when my mom was recruited. She has gone to several different colleges and has had quite a few reputable jobs in her lifetime but has been an amazing stay-at-home mom for most of my life.
She's super secretive. She knows how to hack into pretty much anything but refused to tell me how she read my facebook messages when I was 15 (but thought I was lying when she read my messages telling my friend I smoked weed for the first time.) She somehow got us our passports overnight when I was 15 and we went to Mexico for spring break. It was a week before we were supposed to leave and somehow found out what employee had our paperwork and somehow the next morning a guy in a suit showed up and handed my mom a manilla enveloped which just so happened to have our passports in it. She was NOT about to miss out on our vacation.
A few years ago my mom's sister was in hospice, my mom was in florida every other week. My aunt apparently convinced all the employees that my mom was a CIA agent and they were terrified of her. If anyone knew the truth it would be my aunt and I think in her drugged out, dying state, she let out the truth. And pretty much my whole family believes it but she wont deny or confirm it, she just giggles.
(I hope I don't get in trouble by the government or whatever for telling this story @missy, @lyxzen, and @rambo but it's definitely my favorite story to tell, and that's not even the whole thing but I swear I'm not making this shit up.)
