Alrighty, it's time to talk about Austin. So AlexisNicole and I headed out a little after 3 pm on Friday. The stupid Labor Day weekend traffic turned a trip that should've been 3 and a half hours into 5 hours. Terrible, terrible. So we finally get to Steve's apartment and rest for a little bit. Then we head out to see Dirty Dancing torn apart by Mr. Sinus Theater. Oh god it was SO funny! Oh man, funny. After that we walked around, and I received the best birthday present of all times: an "I love strippers" sticker. Thanks Alexis! I kept hugging it while we were riding on the bus, haha. No really, ask Steve. Genuine hugging.
Then we went to this porn shop, and Steve and I bought THE BEST PORN EVER! The Horny Hunk. I don't even know what to say about it. Everybody needs to come over and watch it. According to our time share agreement, Steve has it until September 17 (my birthday, hint to everyone). When I get the porn back, everyone has to see it! It has real women and a strange man edited in. There is some sex with buildings and other non-synchronized activities. I will leave it at that.
Saturday, Steve became a stupid football fan and went to the UT vs. UNT game. "Omg UT won! I love football! Look at the orange!" I harassed his roommate for a while but eventually gave into my urge to nap.
Then we went to some frat party (boo) and bowling (Airplane man vs. Cellphone girl, hahahahahaha). I cannot believe they have bowling in their student union. Crazy. I cramped Party Steve's style so we went back to his apartment to watch The Shining. I think I drunkenly rambled about stuff too, but who knows, haha.
Sunday, we went to lunch and then hung out at Steve's apartment where I got all cranky and demanded a nap. Then Steve made the mistake of waking me up. Tsk, tsk. After being groggy/cranky for a while, I finally lightened up when we got to the Spider House. More milkshake dates for Steve and me. Then we met up with some of Steve's friends and played the Worst Case Scenario Survival Game. Of course, we lured them back to Steve's apartment and made them watch THE BEST PORN EVER! Awesome. More drunken rambling from me later that night while we watched As Good As It Gets. Steve really needs to stop giving me beer.
Monday, I had to drive back alone. No fun. When I got back into town, my parents lured me to their house with the promise of food. I took the bait; it was a trick so that my mom could pry all the details out of me. Psh, she wishes, haha.
The end.
Then we went to this porn shop, and Steve and I bought THE BEST PORN EVER! The Horny Hunk. I don't even know what to say about it. Everybody needs to come over and watch it. According to our time share agreement, Steve has it until September 17 (my birthday, hint to everyone). When I get the porn back, everyone has to see it! It has real women and a strange man edited in. There is some sex with buildings and other non-synchronized activities. I will leave it at that.
Saturday, Steve became a stupid football fan and went to the UT vs. UNT game. "Omg UT won! I love football! Look at the orange!" I harassed his roommate for a while but eventually gave into my urge to nap.
Then we went to some frat party (boo) and bowling (Airplane man vs. Cellphone girl, hahahahahaha). I cannot believe they have bowling in their student union. Crazy. I cramped Party Steve's style so we went back to his apartment to watch The Shining. I think I drunkenly rambled about stuff too, but who knows, haha.
Sunday, we went to lunch and then hung out at Steve's apartment where I got all cranky and demanded a nap. Then Steve made the mistake of waking me up. Tsk, tsk. After being groggy/cranky for a while, I finally lightened up when we got to the Spider House. More milkshake dates for Steve and me. Then we met up with some of Steve's friends and played the Worst Case Scenario Survival Game. Of course, we lured them back to Steve's apartment and made them watch THE BEST PORN EVER! Awesome. More drunken rambling from me later that night while we watched As Good As It Gets. Steve really needs to stop giving me beer.
Monday, I had to drive back alone. No fun. When I got back into town, my parents lured me to their house with the promise of food. I took the bait; it was a trick so that my mom could pry all the details out of me. Psh, she wishes, haha.
The end.
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blacklabyrinth:
Sounds like a good trip to me. Better than working the whole long weekend.
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