emily_m

Oh man, where to start. So last Friday AlexisNicole and I went to La Bare before rehearsals. This one stripper Alex, who I had never tipped before or anything, came up to us and asked if we wanted to get in free next Thursday. Sure! He took me over to a table where I filled out a sheet to win a free party. The next day I got an email saying on Thursday I and any ladies I brought could get in free. Haha, were creepy old ladies who like to fondle hot strippers Anyways, OF COURSE we went on Thursday. Trent, the hottest stripper in all of time, was SO drunk. It was hilarious! It started off with him just talking to us like usual. Then he started acting really excited, which was a tad unusual. By the end of the night he was telling us that we are his babies and that he loves us. Also, he said the word sanctified repeatedly, hahaha. SANCTIFIED, Alexis, SANCTIFIED! Oh god and the lap dances! He must have been drunk and horny because he kept trying to put our hands on his dick. Other noteworthy phrases: Dont you guys like Gymini? Im a nice guy, right? Also, at the end of the night Gymini fondled me. *shudders*

Yesterday we went back to La Bare. Oh yes, we were compelled to go back for more. Trent was sober this time. I wonder how much he remembered of the night before. Anyways, we talked to him some, and it was fun. The night ended with him GIVING US HIS NUMBER. Oh god that is hot. Gymini tried to give me his number, hahaha. I kind of feel bad because I basically said I wouldnt call him and then left shortly after that to go to auditions. Oh well, Im sure he was just trying to get laid (which isnt going to happen) so that definitely minimizes the guilt. Also, Alex signed us up to get in free again next Thursday. The La Bare people called today and said I won the free party. Im not sure how different it will be from last Thursday but whatever. Getting in free is getting in free, and I am happy with that. Oh, and I got an Alex poster, which means I can start my La Bare wall. Yay!