Ok....Today I have a story for you guys,and gals....A story from a book called......**Creepy Susie..and 13 other tragic tales for troubled children** by Angus Oblong....
....Waldo & Bean......
There once was a boy from Nantucket.....His name was Waldo.
Waldo's best friend was his dog Bean.......Bean had no legs,and no tail...He looked just like a big bean with a dog head.......
While out on a walk one day,Bean made a poo that looked just like himself......
"We'll be famous!!" squealed Waldo.
Waldo rushed the poo home to show his mother.
She was drunk.
She hit Waldo with a big frozen meat....
She shoved Bean into a drawer......She destroyed the poo......
Then she threw up....
The end.......
Oh man...I love that book......Do any of you guys have it??
....Waldo & Bean......
There once was a boy from Nantucket.....His name was Waldo.
Waldo's best friend was his dog Bean.......Bean had no legs,and no tail...He looked just like a big bean with a dog head.......
While out on a walk one day,Bean made a poo that looked just like himself......
"We'll be famous!!" squealed Waldo.
Waldo rushed the poo home to show his mother.
She was drunk.
She hit Waldo with a big frozen meat....
She shoved Bean into a drawer......She destroyed the poo......
Then she threw up....
The end.......
Oh man...I love that book......Do any of you guys have it??
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zombiehead2:
don't have it...i knew of it, if that counts.
joscelyne:
that is the best story ever just because you told it!