Thanks, guy that stole my bicycle from Food Lion!
It was stolen in the 5 minutes I went into the store. My dad gave me that bicycle and it was his for a long time. I thought this was a nice neighborhood but apparently everything must be tied down and electrified. I'm really disappointed in people right now.
I can't buy a new bicycle right now.
I hope whoever took it promptly wrecks into a light pole and subsequently dies.
It was stolen in the 5 minutes I went into the store. My dad gave me that bicycle and it was his for a long time. I thought this was a nice neighborhood but apparently everything must be tied down and electrified. I'm really disappointed in people right now.
I can't buy a new bicycle right now.
I hope whoever took it promptly wrecks into a light pole and subsequently dies.
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aldremech:
I was thinking more along the lines of going Jason Voorhees with my machete 

dorsal:
i have a cat like that too. hes really really fluffy. he seems obese but when we bathe him, its just all muscle and he doesnt look that bad. he also looks slimmer when we shave him like a lion. its my moms cat.
