Yee Haw!
My house smells like dog pee. My little dog keeps peeing everywhere. How old is he you ask? 9 I think. Well needless to say I'm going to buy myself a new vacuum for Christmas. So I can lay down carpet freshener daily. I love that little dog, but I hate his weiner. My rottweiler is a good girl never pees in the house, she...
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Ah cold wet day.
Just got back from Mass. Had an amazing time with an amazing person. Miss you already luv.
brutalful:
Missing you too....hopefully we'll be together again soon. Don't like being this far apart.
Stick a fork in me I'm done.
Nothing beats waking up to a rottweiler farting in your face. No really give it a try, better than an alarm clock.
user2938756:
Aw, man! I would not wanna wake up that way! 
And you've got snow down in WA too? We're just trying to be good neighbors, sending you our snow and all.
And you've got snow down in WA too? We're just trying to be good neighbors, sending you our snow and all.
diixia:
hey boy
Just get in the van already my dog is lost and I have lots of candy.
CURRYFUCKSHITDAMNASSCUNTBIKELICKWEDGECHRISTPOOP!
brutalful:
That's how I feel
Swear to god I'm turning this car around.
I can't wait for today to be over. I hopefully will stop getting robocalls begging me to vote. The airwaves will be full of just regular adds. Now get out and VOTE!
kirin:
I have my Arizona cell number still so I'm getting calls and texts for people I literally can't vote for. Nice. 