emelyn

i told everyone at work to watch the office tonight. i will then ask a secret question tomorrow about the episode and whoever gets it right wins a prize. i haven't figured out what yet though. ha! i'm worried they'll cancel that show cause i don't think it gets as much hooplah as it deserves!!

of course, the episode was ridiculously funny. it's such dry humor, i just can't get enough of it. i could go for like 27.6 hours STRAIGHT of this show, only pausing to use the loo and to make myself a chicken sangwich. kidding, one, i don't eat animals... and two, like i ever have food in this house.

i love dane cook. he's the only reason to go on myspace. i wish wish wish i could see him in Boston! who knows, maybe bo'll be nice and buy me tix (plane, hotel, and show tickets!!) for a belated b-day present - the show is April 15, my b-day is April 1.

i love flying and getting off the plane in another state/country only hours after being in florida. sometimes shit is so cool.

anyone up for a trip to europe? no, really! i want to go back and i figure if you're on this site, you're cool as shit (or at least have some PrEtTy cool interests... naked tattooed girls and whatnot) and i'm sure i'd love spending time in an unfamiliar place with you! hahaha, i'm SUCH a loser.

for seriously, i'm going to plan something crazy and very far away. when i come up with something, i'll post about it and all you crazy fuckers are invited! i think this would be a good time to note some things about myself:

my name is not merv and i am no perv.
i'm not a 63 year old guy posing as a chick.
i am not into defecating on people. (sidenote: i had to look that word up to see if it was spelled right. here's the technical definition... to void feces from the bowels. that SHIT is nasty. bu-dum-tsss<-- how would you spell that drum beat after a lame joke?!)
i am a big nerd and i do not drink or smoke (cigarettes, weed, OR crack)
i'm not super duper into clubbin' so my idea of fun is visiting old buildings/places/museums/cemetaries (<--sp?)

what else?
although i am no valley girl, i use the word "like" so many times in one sentence, it's borderline maddening to others
i also say "your mom" or "your momma" as a CONSTANT come back to ANY statement.

i don't really talk too much when i first meet people, but after 1 hour and 17 minutes, you can NOT get me to shut up.
i LOVE to give time or distance approximations in uneven / uncommon terms (i.e. 1 hour and 17 minutes)

there are times when i think something is VERY VERY VERY funny but only smirk in response (like Conan O'Brien, everything he says is fucking hilarious, but I'm not like rolling on the floor. i don't get it, i guess the best way to describe it, is i'm cracking up ... on the inside ..?)

hmmm ... just thought of something to post in Ad's journal.

ok, that's enough about me for now. let me know what you guys are like (if you read this. apparently, no one does since no one commented with "Yo" a few entries back!)

lovey dovey,
em.