ember

Okay...so, I'll hopefully be getting my first tattoo ever this weekend. I've been dying to get wings on my shoulderblades (yeah yeah, how frickin' typical, but I don't care, I really like the idea)...and I've been searching and searching the web for good pics of wing tattoos with barely any luck. Does anyone know where I can go for good wing tattoo references?

...I'm eating a chicken patty and it tastes like a plastic bag. But that's not the only problem. The other problem I'm having is, there was only one slice of bread left...that's right, not two, just one. So I put my chicken patty on top of the one slice, leaving the other side of the patty vulnerable and exposed.

I squirted a big glob of ketchup in the very middle of the chicken patty. Now normally, when you use two slices of bread to properly encase a chicken patty, the top layer of bread that goes on the side of the chicken patty with ketchup on it, flattens that glob of ketchup down and helps to spread it across the entire circumference of the chicken patty. Since I do not have the luxury of that second slice of bread, the glob of ketchup remains just that - a glob - in the center of my chicken patty. Rather than get up off my lazy ass and get a knife to spread the ketchup around, I pulled this move....I decided to use my TONGUE to spread the ketchup around. And boy was that a mistake. Ketchup really doesn't taste too dandy on its own, but at least now my chicken patty is adequately covered. God, I really need to get some more bread. Or next time, I should just squirt ketchup on the chicken patty and then use my one slice of bread to cover THAT side, instead of the other.