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Wednesday Sep 07, 2005

Sep 7, 2005
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Thank you all for the constructive criticism on the sketch, I've taken everything into consideration and will show you the updated work in the near future.

There are some things I did intentionally though, like making her proportions a little off (although some of it was just a flat-out error on my part). If you'd like to see where I get my inspiration, go to www.pinuptoons.com ; Rion Vernon is my idol and he's even done some work for the Suicide Girls before, I think he may have done the art for the calander/playing cards but I'm not sure.

Last night I had a dream that my best friend Megan, on whom I've had a crush on for many many years, finally decided to seduce me one day, only I discovered something I was not expecting...that's right, she had a penis. But she had a vagina, too. Hermaphrodite? Not quite...she said she'd gotten the penis attached about a month prior, apparently it was taken off of a cadaver and somehow attached to her pelvis in such a way that she could feel everything as though it was really her own penis. She said that the penis would eventually start rotting after about three months and she'd have to get a new one attached. I asked her:

"Isn't it weird knowing that you have some dead guy's penis on your body?"

to which she replied:

"No, I never really gave it much thought."

So Megan and I ended up engaging in sexual intercourse with her newly acquired penis, when I realized suddenly that we weren't using protection. I got freaked out and asked her if she'd gotten tested for STD's before.

She started crying and said, "Actually I got the penis attachment because it's the only way I can have sex without spreading STD's...I found out that I have HIV not too long ago..."

I woke up.

I think this is one instance where I wish I had not dreamed about Megan.
VIEW 16 of 16 COMMENTS
rock_starry:
wow what a freakin crazy ass dream! i dont know what i would of been thinking if i had a dream like that eeek
Sep 8, 2005
dirrrty:
Hmm... I really don't know how to respond to that. I just wanted to tell you that the drawing looked really cool and to keep up the great work. But, umm.. wow. My mom would have a field day with you (she's a shrink!)
Sep 8, 2005

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