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Saturday Aug 27, 2005

Aug 27, 2005
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Wow...I spew emotional diarrhea everywhere and it manages to rake in the most comments out of any journal entry so far. Freakin' A.

Today is my first day back "on the job" in a month. I had to videotape bridal coverage at the Best & Co. salon and spa for about an hour and a half...I still don't know why brides want footage of them pre-hair and makeup when everyone looks like shit. Plus, watching the process is excruciatingly boring.

In about 45 minutes I have to go to the ceremony with my co-worker, Mike Wyant, whom I've never actually met before. I usually just work with my brother Brian, who is also the owner of the business. My sister Kathy is his secretary. Yeah, we like to keep everything in the family I guess. Um, except for sex. From what I can tell my family is very horny but we save that for our significant others who consequently are not related to us. I just like to throw that out there because I come from a small town where rumors about inbreeding being encouraged are rampant in neighboring areas that are not rural.

I just made some Dunkin' Donuts coffee but it tastes like shit. I think the real Dunkin' Donuts' add some special ingredient to their coffee that makes it extremely addictive. It's probably the cream, actually...have you ever seen them squirt that shit into the coffee? It''s thick as hell, it must be loaded with fat and calories. Mmmmm. Fat and calories.

OMG I got the third InuYasha movie yesterday and watched it as soon as I got hom from the mall and HOLY SHIT IT'S LIKE THE BEST ONE YET. I was uber excited because I was under the impression that it would not be arriving in the US until September 6th. You can imagine my excitement when I discovered THE LAST ONE sitting on a shelf all by its lonesome.

I got my hair cut at the mall....hmm, I'm not sure if I like it, it's still too long in the back. I will take pictures eventually and post them for everyone's amusement.

Oh yeah, I made up the best joke ever the other day.

Q: What did the one penis say to the other penis?
A: Nothing; penises can't talk, stupid.

Have a fantastic weekend everyone.

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kiley:
i didnt say it wasnt funny. just ridiculous tongue
Aug 28, 2005
theuberdork:
yea but I'm not really an incredibly christian person.

I was raised Episcopalean (Anglican). they mention it in the book.

I got confirmed around 13, and just stopped going to church after that. then started getting into philosophy and psychology. they are my new religion lol.

it is very interesting... but being that I never took french I do have some slight problems with alot of the french words... I think I'm pronouncing them correctly... of course that's in my head ... so no one hears meh but eh I'm being weird!!!

it's good my mom just took it with her to laguna beach though cause they're going there for a week... sucks too I only had like 10 chapters left. by the time she gets back I'll forget where I was it's pretty much at the climax now I think and I probably could have finished it in and hour or 2.... but nope! she thinks she'll be BORED at the beach. ::rolling eyes:: she knows she'll be shopping in the town there or drinking margaritas or napping. bleh.
Aug 28, 2005

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