Attention K-Mart shoppers. Due to the irrevocable and unfortunate fact that I am PMSing like a mother fucker, this will be my first ever SG journal rant. Many of the things I am going to say mean so very little on the grand scheme of things but at this current point in time I don't really care.
I'm sick of certain individuals on AIM crying to me about their problems all the time but never paying attention to a god damn thing I have to say to help them. Don't fucking IM me if you don't want my advice, because I'm going to give it to you whether you like it or not. Don't bitch about not having any friends, but then ignore me every time I ask you to hang out. Don't start blabbing about all this shit that's going on in your life and then conveniently put yourself on away when I want to talk about myself a little bit afterwards. STOP BEING SELFISH. AGH.
And other individuals on AIM are becoming extremely boring to talk to. God, say something, ANYTHING. It doesn't even have to be true...just....fun, or witty, or totally off the wall. I don't care. But don't sit there and barely say anything because it's boring the shit out of me and I hate trying to come up with something to talk about all the time, just to have you ignore it anyway.
I'm also getting sick of people on here sending me vulgar messages. So far, I've had random guys pull these lines:
"If I pay you $1,000 will you get dirty with me for 24 hours?"
"So how does it feel to be a sex icon?"
"I just wanted you to know that you're hot, but I don't want to take the time to get to know you or read your journals because if it turns out you're hot AND have brains, I don't know if I can handle it."
First of all, do you assholes even understand the nature of this site? It's not fucking prostitutes for hire, it's GOD DAMN ART. ART!!!!!!!!!!! And what makes you think I'd want to get down your pants for any amount of money you offered me? Do I automatically come off as a materialistic, money-grubbing cunt to you? Do I seem easy because my tits are being viewed nationwide? Fuck that. Are nude models that pose for art classes automatically easy, too?
And, sex icon? SEX? What sex???? There's no fucking sex here. Just beautiful women posing naked for fun and artistic purposes. God. When the Hell did sex work its way into the equation?
And to the last person...if you aren't willing to experience the whole person for who and what they are on the inside as well as out, you're really missing out and I feel very sorry for you.
And don't tell me what to wear when you ask me to go to dinner with you. You can't force me to wear a fucking dress. I'll come wearing a zoot suit if I want to, cockass!!!!!
And I'm getting soooo sick of dying on Destroy All Humans. Why does this mission have to be such a pain in the ass? STOP BLASTING ME WITH GLOWING GREEN PROJECTILES YOU FUCKING MAJESTICS!!!!!
And why do the marshmallows in cereal always have to go stale before the grain part? God that really busts my hump!!!!
This has concluded my rant. Thank you for shopping at K-Mart.
I'm sick of certain individuals on AIM crying to me about their problems all the time but never paying attention to a god damn thing I have to say to help them. Don't fucking IM me if you don't want my advice, because I'm going to give it to you whether you like it or not. Don't bitch about not having any friends, but then ignore me every time I ask you to hang out. Don't start blabbing about all this shit that's going on in your life and then conveniently put yourself on away when I want to talk about myself a little bit afterwards. STOP BEING SELFISH. AGH.
And other individuals on AIM are becoming extremely boring to talk to. God, say something, ANYTHING. It doesn't even have to be true...just....fun, or witty, or totally off the wall. I don't care. But don't sit there and barely say anything because it's boring the shit out of me and I hate trying to come up with something to talk about all the time, just to have you ignore it anyway.
I'm also getting sick of people on here sending me vulgar messages. So far, I've had random guys pull these lines:
"If I pay you $1,000 will you get dirty with me for 24 hours?"
"So how does it feel to be a sex icon?"
"I just wanted you to know that you're hot, but I don't want to take the time to get to know you or read your journals because if it turns out you're hot AND have brains, I don't know if I can handle it."
First of all, do you assholes even understand the nature of this site? It's not fucking prostitutes for hire, it's GOD DAMN ART. ART!!!!!!!!!!! And what makes you think I'd want to get down your pants for any amount of money you offered me? Do I automatically come off as a materialistic, money-grubbing cunt to you? Do I seem easy because my tits are being viewed nationwide? Fuck that. Are nude models that pose for art classes automatically easy, too?
And, sex icon? SEX? What sex???? There's no fucking sex here. Just beautiful women posing naked for fun and artistic purposes. God. When the Hell did sex work its way into the equation?
And to the last person...if you aren't willing to experience the whole person for who and what they are on the inside as well as out, you're really missing out and I feel very sorry for you.
And don't tell me what to wear when you ask me to go to dinner with you. You can't force me to wear a fucking dress. I'll come wearing a zoot suit if I want to, cockass!!!!!
And I'm getting soooo sick of dying on Destroy All Humans. Why does this mission have to be such a pain in the ass? STOP BLASTING ME WITH GLOWING GREEN PROJECTILES YOU FUCKING MAJESTICS!!!!!
And why do the marshmallows in cereal always have to go stale before the grain part? God that really busts my hump!!!!
This has concluded my rant. Thank you for shopping at K-Mart.
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me thinks that there are some guys out there who are so desperate but yet refuse to pay for sex, but want to offer some girl who is not a prostitute money for sex thinking that it is something totally different.
being male i have one thing only to say...most of us didn't come here for the art. well i came for the artwork ON hot chicks, but wound up finding some other cool shit in here too.
but even worse to me are those fucks on the messaging shit. that is the reason i almost left here. holier than thou righteous motherfuckers.
btw well worded rant.