ember

I got to hang out with SG Fire, her boyfriend and a couple of their friends as hoped. We went to Ludwig's Tavern for a couple of drinks and were served by a blond waitress with a German accent (whether it was faked or not I couldn't tell.) You know, I thought I was a pervert but I think Fire has me beat. She said she wanted to drop her menu on the floor to get our waitress to bend over so she could look up her skirt. Sadly no menus were dropped, but we did oogle the waitress's breasts without her knowledge. Fun times.

And yes, it is perfectly acceptable for women to look at another woman's breasts in a purely sexual fashion. Hooray for double standards.

Speaking of which, we had a party at our apartment last week and I got really excited because some random chick came into our apartment and was all over me. I felt really flattered...until I realized she was all over every girl there, not just me. Damn it. So much for feeling special.

There is good news in the lady department, though. This girl that comes into my work sometimes (that I happen to have a crush on) started talking to me on myspace and now she wants to hang out. Huzzah! I know how ridiculous this must sound to everyone but I tend to clam up around pretty ladies. I turn into a prepubescent boy. Maybe I've mentioned this before. Anyway, it's really not a big deal (and the girl is totally straight...plus I have a boyfriend, if you're reading this Steve, I love you! ) but I'm excited because I tend to get stupid crushes on girls a lot and I never actually try talking to them. It's nice to know that I probably COULD acquire a lady friend if I wanted to...if she wasn't straight and I was single. Oh well.

Now it's back to work for me.