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Thursday Oct 26, 2006

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Hi, this is Ember's boyfriend in super secret convert ninja blogging mode. Since it is my mission in life to make fun of as many people as possible, I'm posting a video of the wonderful Ember that we all adore (but not as much as I do)... dancing while drunk and while wearing a wig. Shit yes. I know, all of your dreams are just about to come true.

Just one note, since YouTube (bought by Google for... 1.65 billion dollars (pinky to mouth)) is inherently flawed when it comes to non-4:3 footage, you need to click the button second from the bottom right corner. Got that? Button second from the bottom right. I bet 90% of you will not, and wonder how Ember gained so much weight (which reminds me, I need to somehow post pictures of her looking like a marshmallow; she was all bundled up while we went camping last weekend). On with the fun!

Dance, Monkey! You're a monkey, Derek! BANG YOUR CYMBALS, MONKEY!

I think I'll be stuck sleeping on the couch with the cats tonight.

By the way, she thought our roommate (the same roommate pictured in Ember's last blog entry) was taking pictures of her, not recording video. Oh how the drunk get pwned.

Note number two: Zoolander is the best movie of all time.
VIEW 25 of 40 COMMENTS
dapper_dan:
it's the dancing IT girl tongue you're so getting the couch Ember's BF, lol
Oct 29, 2006
quirky:
Go tell Aleda that. She's the doubtful one.
I've noticed all the points you made since I've been.
Oct 29, 2006

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