ember

Boobs! Tits! Jugs! Ta tas!

...Now that I have your attention.

So I got a lot of flack for my last post and I don't blame you. Steve was complaining that I hadn't posted anything lately so I put that up just to be difficult.

I started reading a book at work today, you've probably all heard of it but I'm curious as to how many people have read it. How to Win Friends and Influence People. I wasn't really sure what to expect from it but so far, it's really, really good. It points out a lot of things about people that most of us know already but probably don't give much thought to. Like the fact that we're all self-serving (even people who donate money to charity are doing it to feel good about themselves) and that appreciation works a lot better at motivating people than criticism. Yeah, it's pretty obvious, but the way it's presented makes you realize just how important it is.

Some of you may wonder why I'm reading this book. Well, because I'm shy and I suck at dealing with people, to be frank. Which is why you will never see me on the Burlesque Tour...not that that's even an issue because I can't dance, either.

The end.