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Friday Jan 27, 2006

Jan 27, 2006
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Suicide Girls Sale group? Interesting...I didn't even know that existed.

I didn't know if I'd get a response or not, I figured it was worth a shot...hey, that rhymed. Maybe I'll just keep it around for sentimental value.

Damn, I guess this means I'll actually have to earn money the hard way...you know, the way in which you actually work tongue Too bad my current job pays less than minimum wage...le sigh....

So a few days ago, my roommates and I discovered that our cat Gambit is actually a girl. We've had him-err, her, for several months and I realized one day, "Wow, Gambit doesn't seem to have any balls." So we did some further investigation in the most non-beastialityesque way possible and we all came to the same conclusion. Our suspicions were officially confirmed a couple days ago when she went in heat for the first time. Haha, she keeps rolling around and meowing and sticking her butt up in the air, and rubbing her face on random shoes and laundry and things. Poor horny kitty.
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stillbreathing:
It's always a tough one to realize your loved one isn't the sex you thought they were. That you've been keeping them from their calling. That happend once with my sister. No, literally with my sister. It's a long, silly, made up story. Please don't ask me about it again...
Jan 31, 2006
nikonphoto80:
So where is it that you work?

Its good that you found out that he is a she before she got pregnant. Poor little kitty, you need to get her a little furry sex toy hehehehehehehehehe. shocked
Feb 1, 2006

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