ember

The most embarassing....Thanksgiving....ever.

I don't think I will ever live down yesterday's events, but allow me to disclose all the gory details to you.

First of all, everyone in my family except my brother Andy and his wife/kids were there. My parents, my two sisters and their spouses, as well as my two neices and nephew, and my brother Brian, were all witness to my mortifying embarassment. But let's start at the beginning.

A long time ago, I was dating this guy (whose name shall remain anonymous, not that he'll ever look at this) and he sent me some movies of him jerking off via AIM. He sent them while I was using my mom's computer, but I never bothered deleting them and completely forgot they were there. They've probably been chilling in that folder for a couple years now.

Anyway, my brother Brian really wanted my family to watch this episode of Family Guy that he liked, so he made me go on AIM and download it from my brother Andy, who lives in Oklahoma. I did as he asked...and of course the file ended up in my AIM folder, along with the videos of my ex boyfriend jerking off. At this time, I still didn't know those movies were there.

We have an X-Box in our living room that is hooked up to a projector, with a very large projector screen. Little did I know that my mom's computer is networked to the X-Box somehow, and that all files on her computer are easily accessible from the X-Box.

I'm sure at this point of the story you can see where I'm going with this, but I'll just finish it anyway.

Brian got everyone in my family together in the living room to watch the episode of Family Guy. He opened up my AIM folder, and saw that there were other files in there. When I saw the filenames, I immediately knew what they were and almost died on the spot. I didn't know what else to do, so I said, "You might not want to open those files, I don't remember what they are..."

But this of course triggered curiousity, and one of the files was opened.

So right there on the big screen, in front of 10 of my family members, a closeup of a guy's dick getting jerked off appeared. Among the viwers were a two-year-old, a five-year-old, and a ten-year-old.

The response ranged from surprised laughter, to an exaggerated "OHHHHH!" that you might hear uttered by a group of men who just watched another man get kicked in the nuts.

I abruptly left the room, and was confronted by my mother a few minutes later. She cornered me and said, "Get those files off of my computer NOW. I don't want them there." I tried explaining my predicament to her, but she wouldn't listen. She wouldn't even talk to me.

I found out later why she was so pissed off...after I had hurriedly left the room in complete embarassment, everyone in my family accused HER of downloading the files. She was like, "Those aren't mine!" and my siblings were like, "Yeah right mom, now we know what you like to do in your spare time at home." She got really defensive even though they obviously knew that I was the pervert the entire time.

So there you have it folks, my Thanksgiving in a nutshell. Oh yeah, the food was good.