Today is the big day that KayLiane comes to Philly but she hasn't called me yet and I'm starting to get worried. 
I'm supposed to meet her at the train station, but there's two of them and one of them is really far away...I hope she calls before she gets on the train so I can tell her to get off at Suburban Station...
Squishy (venus flytrap) isn't doing so well. I just realized it hasn't had a fly in a really longass time, since they're not really too common in the fall and winter months. I know flytraps are supposed to go dormant around November...but are they supposed to turn completely black and droopy?
I don't really have anything interesting to say...oh wait, there is one thing...
Last night I bought some Life Saver Gummies from 7-Eleven. Steve and I were, well, naked, and gallavanting around his room whipping a half-eaten green gummi back and forth at each other. I kept throwing it and missing, hitting the wall behind him several times, when I finally struck gold and nailed him with it right in the cock! I wasn't even aiming for that but it was a lucky shot.
PS to all the male viewers who think I must be a big evil bitch face for hitting my boyfriend in the cash'n'prizes and then laughing at him...it was just a gummi and he's fine. To my knowledge he is still fully operational and in working condition.
I'm supposed to meet her at the train station, but there's two of them and one of them is really far away...I hope she calls before she gets on the train so I can tell her to get off at Suburban Station...
Squishy (venus flytrap) isn't doing so well. I just realized it hasn't had a fly in a really longass time, since they're not really too common in the fall and winter months. I know flytraps are supposed to go dormant around November...but are they supposed to turn completely black and droopy?
I don't really have anything interesting to say...oh wait, there is one thing...
Last night I bought some Life Saver Gummies from 7-Eleven. Steve and I were, well, naked, and gallavanting around his room whipping a half-eaten green gummi back and forth at each other. I kept throwing it and missing, hitting the wall behind him several times, when I finally struck gold and nailed him with it right in the cock! I wasn't even aiming for that but it was a lucky shot.
PS to all the male viewers who think I must be a big evil bitch face for hitting my boyfriend in the cash'n'prizes and then laughing at him...it was just a gummi and he's fine. To my knowledge he is still fully operational and in working condition.
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and hooray for delicious indian food and gigan-tor apple crumbles and cramps....err, wait....
I forgot how big food is on the East Coast.
But I didn't forget how fab you are! Thanks for the company!!!!! xoxoxoxooxoxooxoxoxox